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Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers

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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...

July 20, 2011 at 11:07 pm

(July 20, 2011 at 10:54 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: But we can be loving, kind, gentile... we can help you to make your dreams come true... you just need to find the right guy.

Nah, I think I am too crazy for the "right guy." Besides, I attract pricks. It's a proven fact. If another drummer, motorcyclist veteran with tattoos hits on me, I'm going to punch him in the face. I don't have anything against those singly, but together they are a recipe for bitter divorce.

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Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 9:29 am

RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers - by HeyItsZeus - July 21, 2011 at 9:48 am

RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers - by The Grand Nudger - July 21, 2011 at 10:22 am

RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers - by HeyItsZeus - July 21, 2011 at 11:43 am

RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers - by Minimalist - July 21, 2011 at 11:46 am

RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers - by Violet - July 21, 2011 at 4:11 pm

RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers - by Epimethean - July 22, 2011 at 3:05 pm

RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers - by Violet - July 22, 2011 at 6:05 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Napoléon - July 20, 2011 at 9:40 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Violet - July 20, 2011 at 10:49 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 12:30 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 2:16 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by DeistPaladin - July 20, 2011 at 2:34 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Napoléon - July 20, 2011 at 3:06 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by thesummerqueen - July 20, 2011 at 3:08 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by DeistPaladin - July 20, 2011 at 3:59 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by thesummerqueen - July 20, 2011 at 4:22 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by padraic - July 20, 2011 at 7:26 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Autumnlicious - July 20, 2011 at 7:49 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 7:52 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Minimalist - July 20, 2011 at 7:58 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by BloodyHeretic - July 20, 2011 at 8:02 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Violet - July 20, 2011 at 8:23 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 10:14 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by thesummerqueen - July 20, 2011 at 10:52 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 10:52 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 10:53 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 10:54 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:00 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:01 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by thesummerqueen - July 20, 2011 at 11:01 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:04 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:06 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:07 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:08 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:12 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Minimalist - July 20, 2011 at 11:14 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:15 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by downbeatplumb - July 22, 2011 at 2:41 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 22, 2011 at 2:43 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Violet - July 22, 2011 at 2:45 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by downbeatplumb - July 22, 2011 at 2:47 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:19 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:22 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:33 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:35 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:38 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:40 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:44 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by thesummerqueen - July 20, 2011 at 11:44 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:45 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:47 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:48 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:49 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:51 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 20, 2011 at 11:55 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 20, 2011 at 11:58 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by The Grand Nudger - July 20, 2011 at 11:58 pm

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 21, 2011 at 12:01 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 21, 2011 at 12:09 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 21, 2011 at 12:14 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 21, 2011 at 12:16 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 21, 2011 at 12:18 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 21, 2011 at 12:22 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 21, 2011 at 12:25 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 21, 2011 at 12:28 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by DeistPaladin - July 21, 2011 at 8:23 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 21, 2011 at 12:29 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 21, 2011 at 12:33 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by HeyItsZeus - July 21, 2011 at 12:34 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Violet - July 21, 2011 at 1:32 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Shell B - July 21, 2011 at 2:05 am

RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married... - by Violet - July 21, 2011 at 2:22 am

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