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Unlikely lines to read in the bible.

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Unlikely lines to read in the bible.
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Unlikely lines to read in the bible.
January 25, 2012 at 7:55 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rGT76dT7kI

The first one was very obvious. Smile
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RE: Unlikely lines to read in the bible.
January 25, 2012 at 10:56 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2012 at 10:57 am by Doubting Thomas.)
Good thing that show was on in the UK. If that had aired here in the US, there'd be a major shitstorm from outraged Christians.

I'll add my own:

On the first day, God said, "Let there be light." And there was. Then God said, "I wanted a Bud Light!"
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Unlikely lines to read in the bible.
January 25, 2012 at 11:12 am
(January 25, 2012 at 10:56 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: On the first day, God said, "Let there be light." And there was. Then God said, "I wanted a Bud Light!"

And after his third bud light, his big burp was the big bang.
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RE: Unlikely lines to read in the bible.
January 25, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Funny thing is most theists can't take a single joke about their ridiculous religion, and always want their god to have the last laugh with blasphemers. Ah, Mock the Week is fucking hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajvDgjewAco
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January 25, 2012 at 2:07 pm
Yeah Christians never have a sense of humor when it comes to their religion.
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RE: Unlikely lines to read in the bible.
January 25, 2012 at 3:19 pm
Unlikely lines in the bible, eh? How about Jesus or Yaweh saying, 'Now I'm going to be clear and concise when I lay this rule down because I don't want any misinterpretation.'
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