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And really bad puns ...
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RE: And really bad puns ...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had sex with a canary? Caught a nasty case of chirpies. Worst part about it though, it's untweetable.
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And really bad puns ... - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 9:31 am
RE: And really bad puns... - by Rayaan - September 20, 2011 at 11:27 am
RE: And really bad puns... - by frankiej - September 20, 2011 at 11:30 am
RE: And really bad puns... - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 11:28 am
RE: And really bad puns... - by Rayaan - September 20, 2011 at 1:14 pm
RE: And really bad puns... - by Cinjin - September 20, 2011 at 2:40 pm
RE: And really bad puns... - by Dotard - September 20, 2011 at 7:49 pm
RE: And really bad puns... - by Thor - June 19, 2012 at 4:10 pm
RE: And really bad puns... - by Rayaan - September 20, 2011 at 7:57 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 19, 2012 at 2:41 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 19, 2012 at 3:10 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 19, 2012 at 4:21 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 19, 2012 at 11:13 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 20, 2012 at 5:01 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Darwinian - June 20, 2012 at 5:17 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 20, 2012 at 9:09 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Angrboda - June 21, 2012 at 12:45 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Thor - June 21, 2012 at 12:03 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 21, 2012 at 7:53 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Thor - June 22, 2012 at 12:29 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 22, 2012 at 4:19 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Thor - June 22, 2012 at 4:43 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 22, 2012 at 7:41 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 24, 2012 at 5:12 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Minimalist - June 25, 2012 at 2:33 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Thor - June 25, 2012 at 2:05 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Cato - June 25, 2012 at 2:54 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Thor - June 25, 2012 at 3:15 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - December 14, 2012 at 11:53 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by pocaracas - December 15, 2012 at 7:47 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - December 27, 2012 at 3:43 am
And really bad puns ... - by Zen Badger - December 27, 2012 at 9:02 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Whateverist - December 27, 2012 at 10:04 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Creed of Heresy - December 27, 2012 at 11:33 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by The Grand Nudger - December 27, 2012 at 11:57 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Whateverist - December 27, 2012 at 3:15 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Jackalope - February 4, 2013 at 6:27 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Brian37 - December 27, 2012 at 3:41 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - January 16, 2013 at 10:15 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Kayenneh - January 16, 2013 at 10:24 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - January 16, 2013 at 10:50 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - January 17, 2013 at 1:56 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Brian37 - January 17, 2013 at 8:36 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - January 21, 2013 at 5:27 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Ryantology - January 21, 2013 at 5:42 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Metallica - January 21, 2013 at 5:48 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Brian37 - January 23, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Diamond - January 21, 2013 at 9:07 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Metallica - January 24, 2013 at 10:24 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Brian37 - January 24, 2013 at 4:15 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Diamond - January 25, 2013 at 9:42 pm
Re: RE: And really bad puns ... - by fr0d0 - January 25, 2013 at 9:59 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - February 4, 2013 at 6:16 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Nine - February 4, 2013 at 11:56 pm

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