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Your Personal Hell Deluxe

Poll: Regarding life after death ...
This poll is closed.
I don't believe there is any kind of afterlife whatsoever. When you die - it's lights out!
73.33%
 22 73.33%
I believe that the Heaven and Hell of the Bible are very real and they are our only two options.
3.33%
 1 3.33%
I believe in reincarnation or some other kind of soul metamorphosis.
3.33%
 1 3.33%
I think an afterlife might be possible, but highly unlikely. I wouldn't rule it out though.
13.33%
 4 13.33%
I haven't made up my mind about the existence of an afterlife.
3.33%
 1 3.33%
None of these options work for me. I'll explain.
3.33%
 1 3.33%
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Your Personal Hell Deluxe
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Your Personal Hell Deluxe
December 19, 2011 at 7:17 pm
Lets pretend for a moment that "hell" is not the Hell of the Bible and that everyone's "hell" is personalized according to them.
Obviously, this is a real stretch of the imagination, but thousands of parodies (many actually quite funny) have been done over the years about your own personal hell deluxe.

How bout it? If you found yourself in "hell" when you die - what would it be? (Feel free to add to your personal hell in additional posts should you so desire)




My hell ...

Every day is Sunday - and I have no choice but to attend a fundy baptist church every day for the rest of eternity. (Ironic huh?)



*feels a chill up my spine at even the thought*









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RE: Your Personal Hell Deluxe
December 19, 2011 at 7:34 pm
My Hell...

Heaven and/or God.

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RE: Your Personal Hell Deluxe
December 19, 2011 at 7:35 pm
Well I've got a few hells in mind.

1. Being in a room full of religious crazies for all eternity.

2. Being in a room full of very old women sewing and talking and talking and talking complete bollocks for eternity.

3. Being stuck in a dark room with the most painful rotten cold for all eternity.

I could keep going but I think those 3 will do.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: Your Personal Hell Deluxe
December 19, 2011 at 7:39 pm
I'm sitting in my cube, trying to work, and there is a phone ringing every two minutes and an ignorant (and I do mean backwater ignorant) trucker is on the line asking for directions while he's still driving and has a hank of tobacco in his mouth, no pen or paper, and doesn't trust his GPS. And he's in another state.

For the record, that might not happen every two minutes at work, but it does happen multiple times a day.

If Dante's multi-leveled hell were real, that would be my personal spot. You cannot fathom the asinine, idiotic, retarded discussions I've had with these men.
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RE: Your Personal Hell Deluxe
December 19, 2011 at 8:48 pm (This post was last modified: December 19, 2011 at 8:49 pm by Diamond.)
My Hell: an eternity of sitting in a freezing cold church, listening to everyone sing gospel songs entirely off-key and off beat. Oh, wait. That happens in this life, too...
Don’t ask.

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RE: Your Personal Hell Deluxe
December 19, 2011 at 10:08 pm
If there were a heaven and a hell, heaven would be hell.
Incredibly boring!
I'd do my damnedest to get into hell, where there would always be something interesting happening! Never a dull moment!

Alas, there are no such options.
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Your Personal Hell Deluxe
December 19, 2011 at 10:14 pm
No motorbikes
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: Your Personal Hell Deluxe
December 19, 2011 at 10:25 pm
Fuck ..... idk and I don't give a fuck.... I will be dead and that's it.
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RE: Your Personal Hell Deluxe
December 19, 2011 at 10:34 pm
My Hell:
All the music is by Harry Chapin, all the books are by Jane Austen, everything looks like my old grade school, and I simply cannot die.
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RE: Your Personal Hell Deluxe
December 19, 2011 at 11:01 pm
Quote:I'm sitting in my cube, trying to work, and there is a phone ringing every two minutes and an ignorant (and I do mean backwater ignorant) trucker is on the line asking for directions while he's still driving and has a hank of tobacco in his mouth, no pen or paper, and doesn't trust his GPS. And he's in another state.


Can't you route them into a river or something, Summer. Sometimes at work you have to make your own fun.
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