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The doorway to Hell
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#11
RE: The doorway to Hell
January 4, 2012 at 5:52 pm
Where you been, Satan?

In the Earth, you old fool... Devil

Sometimes I think I'm the only person on the planet, knows how to read that book. Satan... the narrowest possible door... fuckers.
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#12
RE: The doorway to Hell
January 5, 2012 at 5:13 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derweze

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#13
RE: The doorway to Hell
January 5, 2012 at 5:21 pm
(January 4, 2012 at 5:30 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: HA! So THAT is where all the dinosaurs buried their crap!

You didn't expect them to bury it in their camps - after all, God says NO!!

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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 6, 2012 at 2:00 pm
Thats right...God made that commandment as well.

Dexterdeuteronomy 3:19 - And the Lord raged a great rage and stamped His feet he did pouting his lower lip out. "Verily the Dinosaurs are crapping everywhere and Im sick of T-rex poo squishing twixt mine divine tootsies! Bury thine poo mine creation, for verily then shall the Lord shall bless and keep thee."

Thats it...its final...the Bible said it...That settles it.
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 6, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Anyone have a virgin to sacrifice? Hmm? What, no virgins anywhere? Damn.
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 6, 2012 at 2:56 pm
Awesome.
I say we leave a bag of flaming dog poop at the devil's front door, ring the doorbell, and RUN LIKE A MONKEY!
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 6, 2012 at 5:27 pm
Well it looks a lot fucking warmer than 'heaven'. Give me some marshmallows and a good bunch of guys to sit around the fire with and it sounds alright to me.
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#18
RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 1:22 am
When I read the title of the thread, something lurched in sacred places... I'm a sick fucking bitch.

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#19
RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 1:47 am
(January 6, 2012 at 2:22 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Anyone have a virgin to sacrifice? Hmm? What, no virgins anywhere? Damn.



Try Egypt. I hear they check.
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 1:53 am (This post was last modified: January 7, 2012 at 1:55 am by Voltair.)
Jesus Aleia calm that shit down Wink... I am just glad that the door to our eternal home looks bad ass...
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