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Only on Atheist Forums...
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Only on Atheist Forums...
So here's an idea for a thread. List any amusing or interesting quirks of the forum with the prefix "Only on Atheist Forums..."

For example:

Only on Atheist Forums will you find a horticulturally obsessed Jew proclaimed queen.

Yeah, mine was pretty awful, so let's see you do better!
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RE: Only on Atheist Forums...
[gives our Creator a withering look over the top of her glasses]
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Only on Atheist Forums will a Scotsman get along with other people.
Cunt
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RE: Only on Atheist Forums...
Only on Atheist Forums could peace be established in the middle east with a hug between an atheist, a Jew, and the Best Muslim Ever. Tongue
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RE: Only on Atheist Forums...
Only on atheist forums are a bunch of amazingly cool people who I can talk to about practically anything and get along with even though we all live miles apart and can have very different beliefs.

How soppy huh.
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RE: Only on Atheist Forums...
Only on athiests forums would you get a 'sexy picture off' between some of the hottest non-believers.

The memories keep me warm at night.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Only on Atheist Forums...
Speaking of - there's a "sexy atheist" page on Facebook that I found after a friend posted a funny picture from one of their collections.

A Roman Catholic tried to tell her that there were no good looking atheists.
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RE: Only on Atheist Forums...
Only on atheist forums would you find actual competition for me in weirdness.

I dare say, that said competition will probably beat me this year. I'm too old hat. Undecided

If only I could get the pity vote Heart Can't wait to see the dark horse Dodgy


Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Only on Atheist Forums can I be sexually perverse to women without ending up on a sex offenders register... giggedy.
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