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RE: Sexuality Quiz
January 12, 2012 at 10:29 pm
(January 12, 2012 at 10:03 pm)padraic Wrote:
Quote:OK, where in there does it say that anal sex is forbidden?


Yeah.

Or sex with a poodle.

Pad, that's so wrong in so many ways. Everyone knows poodles are too small.

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RE: Sexuality Quiz
January 12, 2012 at 10:34 pm
Quote:OK, where in there does it say that anal sex is forbidden?

"Know" means anal sex in judgmental asshole speak.
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RE: Sexuality Quiz
January 12, 2012 at 10:41 pm (This post was last modified: January 12, 2012 at 10:42 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
So, the statement, "a man should not know a man as a man knows a woman" could be translated into explicit approval and sanctioning of doin the old lady up the shitter? Sweetness. Lemme run this by her.

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#14
RE: Sexuality Quiz
January 12, 2012 at 10:57 pm
Yeah, good luck with that. Remember, all translations are conditional.
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RE: Sexuality Quiz
January 12, 2012 at 11:26 pm
(January 12, 2012 at 10:41 pm)Rhythm Wrote: So, the statement, "a man should not know a man as a man knows a woman" could be translated into explicit approval and sanctioning of doin the old lady up the shitter? Sweetness. Lemme run this by her.

Good luck with that, Rhythm. Big Grin
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RE: Sexuality Quiz
January 12, 2012 at 11:50 pm
Interpretation of that passage goes better with booze and Astroglide.
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RE: Sexuality Quiz
January 13, 2012 at 1:30 am
(January 12, 2012 at 11:50 pm)Epimethean Wrote: Interpretation of that passage goes better with booze and Astroglide.

... and if that doesn't work - "Honey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

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