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The second coming went already

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The second coming went already
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The second coming went already
February 17, 2012 at 1:00 pm
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RE: The second coming went already
February 17, 2012 at 1:38 pm
Thats so wrong but its so funny
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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RE: The second coming went already
February 17, 2012 at 3:56 pm
I know the spelling is different but "The second coming" sounds like a porno flick -just saying.
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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RE: The second coming went already
February 17, 2012 at 6:06 pm
I guess he got those Jews back...
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: The second coming went already
February 17, 2012 at 6:14 pm
(February 17, 2012 at 6:06 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I guess he got those Jews back...

Ugh!Hehe
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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RE: The second coming went already
February 17, 2012 at 6:16 pm
I would've expected Jesus to be a better military strategist.
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RE: The second coming went already
February 17, 2012 at 6:33 pm
(February 17, 2012 at 6:16 pm)Tempus Wrote: I would've expected Jesus to be a better military strategist.

I wouldn't.

A guy dumb enough to get himself whipped half to death then crucified might not make a very good supreme leader of anything.Thinking
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