Gideon Bibles in rooms

[fr0d0]

I prefer stickers to hiding etc. Otherwise it might seem like you don't think you could stand the competition

[Giff]

If they now have bibles in hotelrooms and such then they probably should have the Coran and other religions holybooks also. Plus some books written by sceptics, freethinkers and atheists.

Think it's ridiciolous to put bibles in hotelrooms, why? I mean if you wanted to read a bible then those who want to read would brought their own.

[Sam]

I prefer stickers to hiding etc. Otherwise it might seem like you don't think you could stand the competition

lol ... I'd quite like to tear pages out and reprint them with strange teachings our passages from Chuck Palahuniks book about the world biggest Gang Bang ... One shocked reader would be worth it! lol

Sam

[Kyuuketsuki]

I think bibles are useful ... you never know when you'll need some more toilet paper do you?

Kyu

[Edwardo Piet]

Or tissues if you've 'got the swine'?

Perhaps not the 'most sensitive' joke to make lol. Meh, fuck it. If you can't even laugh about it then 'something's not right' :S

EvF

[leo-rcc]

I think bibles are useful ... you never know when you'll need some more toilet paper do you?

Kyu

The paper is too thin and doesn't absorb that well.

So I've heard.

[Edwardo Piet]

Hmmm what can be done to thicken paper? Anything can be done? If so - do that first lol.

Like a kind of 'Bible-Paper-thickening' ritual lol.

[chatpilot]

Here is an idea the next time you travel and plan to stay in a hotel take a book on Origami and use that gideons bible to make paper planes,pelicans,flower petals etc. It should be fun lol.You can also make good solid spit balls with the pages or play a word game by covering words in a sentence using a heavy black magic marker to change the text and its meaning.Just thought that I would lay out some creative ideas to put the bible to good use.

And the best one of all,just in case there is something wrong with the heating in the room use the bible as fodder.

[Edwardo Piet]

Good idea

Also if it's really cold weather (or if you're in a Blizzard!) - can always use it for kindling

Shit it would keep you going for quite a bit I think!

Someone else has bound to have thought of that one already. Fairly obvious I think - but I thought I'd suggest it anyway (even if only as a reminder if you've already thought of it before).

EvF

[chatpilot]

Dont forget that if you use it for kindling then it cant be put out.All you have to do is raise your arms up in the air and call upon the fire of God and he will keep it going perpetually!! It's true,I read it in the bible lol.