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Seriously?!!?

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Seriously?!!?
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Seriously?!!?
February 28, 2012 at 12:56 am
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I gotta tell ya ---- this could be a dilemma for me.

I mean really? I don't think I want to be reading first fucking Corinthians every time I'm hittin it from behind ... I mean, for fucks sake ... what the FUCK was this woman thinking?


Her: "Fuck me hard!"

Him: "I would, but every time I look down I get mixed signals!."





lol --- jesus h.
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February 28, 2012 at 1:14 am
No problem for me. I'll just take my glasses off and teach her about coming in the name of the lord.
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RE: Seriously?!!?
February 28, 2012 at 1:24 am
She's gone so far... she should go all out. Tattoo a big and cheesy smily face above the message.

This should ensure that nobody can sex her if they aren't super-serious about doing so.
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Seriously?!!?
February 28, 2012 at 1:44 am (This post was last modified: February 28, 2012 at 1:45 am by Diamond.)
Just another Christian that doesn't read the Bible.
Leviticus 19:28-"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you"
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RE: Seriously?!!?
February 28, 2012 at 1:45 am (This post was last modified: February 28, 2012 at 1:45 am by The Grand Nudger.)
I'd hold a bible over my head with a straw hat on, and shout that passage at the rafters in my best southern tent revival voice (and I can really lather it on)...if that's what she's into. Hell, I might just quote random scripture if she lets me put it up the exhaust.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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February 28, 2012 at 2:44 am
What a waste of an otherwise delightful rear end. She took tramp stamp to a whole other level.
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February 28, 2012 at 8:54 am (This post was last modified: February 28, 2012 at 8:54 am by reverendjeremiah.)
Ill preach it out in my best Reverend Jeremiah preacher voice while I tear the shit up. Im too far into atheism now to let anything like that get my goat. She's going to get rode hard and put up wet.
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February 28, 2012 at 12:37 pm
Yeah that's a pretty stupid tattoo, but you want to see a REALLY stupid tattoo? Check this out. I promise you it's worth it.

http://thechive.com/2012/02/23/girl-tatt...12-photos/
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February 28, 2012 at 12:47 pm
Unfortunately, not real: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/...96117.html
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February 28, 2012 at 12:48 pm
(February 28, 2012 at 12:47 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Unfortunately, not real: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/...96117.html

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