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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 5, 2012 at 12:35 pm
(March 5, 2012 at 12:19 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I managed 38 seconds before hitting "off."
BTW, when the boys look at her they don't think she's 'holy' they think she's "fugly." I honestly never tried to listen to the whole thing through. I just paused after a few seconds, occasionally scrolled to see the lyrics, and after it got to the "wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle" part, then I shut off.
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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 5, 2012 at 2:47 pm
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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 6, 2012 at 2:08 pm
(This post was last modified: March 6, 2012 at 2:08 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
Never heard the original song, nor do I care to. Speaking of the SNL Church Lady, I think that girl in the video looks like a future Church Lady.
My favorite Church Lady episode was when Danny Devito was singing and she was playing the drums:
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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm
(March 5, 2012 at 9:17 am)aleialoura Wrote: I like that song. Makes me wanna bust a move,
Same here. Too bad I can't dance worth a shit. 
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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 9, 2012 at 2:25 am
(March 5, 2012 at 9:14 am)frankiej Wrote: It wasn't a good song to begin with, but this is brutal.
Yeah I was about to say...
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."
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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 9, 2012 at 2:22 pm
This is almost enough to make me want to die..
Scratch the almost...
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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 9, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Anybody else find it extremely funny that she had the Buddy Christ image on her phone?
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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 9, 2012 at 3:37 pm
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Nothing ever beats Sonseed for awesome Christian song.
My favourite bit?
Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide,
But Jesus came and found me and touched me down inside
Hmmm.........
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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 10, 2012 at 1:26 am
Oh god! I have to get that song out of my head. Ahhh! Now here's a song you can tap your feet to. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9SmeeRE_zY
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