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I'm Christian and I Know It

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I'm Christian and I Know It
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I'm Christian and I Know It
March 5, 2012 at 9:10 am
They've butchered a perfectly good song again, but fuck, it's funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla...eT3ycQNQX4
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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 5, 2012 at 9:14 am
It wasn't a good song to begin with, but this is brutal.
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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 5, 2012 at 9:17 am
I like that song. Makes me wanna bust a move,
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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 5, 2012 at 9:18 am
(March 5, 2012 at 9:14 am)frankiej Wrote: It wasn't a good song to begin with, but this is brutal.

Agreed, was never a good song. But now its... somehow far worse... far far worse...
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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 5, 2012 at 10:10 am
I only liked Church Lady's version on SNL.

Couldn't find it on YouTube but she was hosting "Pat Robertson" and "Jimmy Swaggart" (actors playing them) right after Swaggart's "I have sinned against you Lord" meltdown. She was trying to cheer up Swaggart who was still crying and the goofy Robertson was eagerly singing along.
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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 5, 2012 at 10:27 am
I never thought the "wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle." line could be even more irritating. At least it sort of makes sense in the context of the original song. Is there any reason to include a big "Christ is risen, risen, risen, risen, risen" bit like that?
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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 5, 2012 at 10:28 am
(March 5, 2012 at 10:27 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Is there any reason to include a big "Christ is risen, risen, risen, risen, risen" bit like that?

It is because she is a bitch. I hate all these happy christians.
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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 5, 2012 at 11:33 am (This post was last modified: March 5, 2012 at 11:40 am by Ziploc Surprise.)
(March 5, 2012 at 10:28 am)frankiej Wrote:
(March 5, 2012 at 10:27 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Is there any reason to include a big "Christ is risen, risen, risen, risen, risen" bit like that?

It is because she is a bitch. I hate all these happy christians.

Next song to butcher: Shiny happy People (Christians). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCQ0vDAbF7s
(March 5, 2012 at 9:10 am)aleialoura Wrote: They've butchered a perfectly good song again, but fuck, it's funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla...eT3ycQNQX4

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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 5, 2012 at 11:50 am
I'm going to go cry for a few hours..
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RE: I'm Christian and I Know It
March 5, 2012 at 12:19 pm
I managed 38 seconds before hitting "off."


BTW, when the boys look at her they don't think she's 'holy' they think she's "fugly."
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