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SC County GOP Requirements
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SC County GOP Requirements
Seriously.

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RE: SC County GOP Requirements
So their going to either have ann widdecombe or susan boyle as candidates eh?



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RE: SC County GOP Requirements
South Carolina is North Carolina's retarded younger brother.

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RE: SC County GOP Requirements
(March 7, 2012 at 2:15 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: So their going to either have ann widdecombe or susan boyle as candidates eh?

That would change their minds pretty quick Tongue
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RE: SC County GOP Requirements
I saw this posted before linking to a different article and my response is still the same.

If they need an agreement not to cheat on their wives, which they vowed (under God in most cases I imagine) not to do, then they don't trust their own members not to be hypocrites.

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RE: SC County GOP Requirements
Ah, hilarious.
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RE: SC County GOP Requirements
Quote:Before you can join the Laurens County Republican Party in South Carolina and get on the primary ballot, they ask that you pledge that you’ve never ever had pre-marital sex — and that you will never ever look at porn again.

Well, looks like they won't be getting very many new members, then. Except for the hypocrites, of course. The funny thing is that this agreement would invalidate Newt Gingrich's membership.
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RE: SC County GOP Requirements
Most of them are.
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I love how they ruled out all of their own party from becoming members, utterly superb.

In a more angry tone: What a shit country you live in, do you realise if that happened in Europe they'd get shit on for persecuting and demonizing people like that.

America has become land of the unfree, or more precisely; land of the free so long as you do as we say. You let the minority rule. Sickens me.
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#10
RE: SC County GOP Requirements
Try living here, 5th. This is a good part of why I don't want to have kids. It really is.
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