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[Nine]

Napo along with Min ofc lol

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

I came here looking to bring clarity and understanding to those interested in Christianity. If you have any questions please feel free to ask.

and you are?


Why should I give a flying flunggle about what you have to say about anything? I'll bet you one internet that you have NOTHING to say that we have not heard about Christianity many times before.

To assume atheists know less than you about Christianity or anything else is the height of arrogance.

This is how it usually goes with people with your attitude:

Somebody asks a question on say the problem of evil,or free will or hell.

You try to answer,citing scripture, or the Discovery Institute. You may also try argue,showing a lack of critical thinking skills and no understanding of basic logic or rational argument.

Several members will then proceed to hand you your head. Of course you will probably persist for a bit, repeating the same drivel,ad nauseum. Then you will slink off all offended,feeling suitably martyred. Unless of course you are completely stupid with the hide of a rhino. In that case,you will insist on staying.

[Minimalist]

There has been only one Christian. They caught him and crucified him -- early.
-- Mark Twain

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

I have no questions to ask, it's a fucking atheist forum.

You don't know whether he's the nutjob type or the reasonable type yet.

Yeah,I think we do;the arrogance of the introduction is a pretty strong hint.

[Rev. Rye]

I came here looking to bring clarity and understanding to those interested in Christianity. If you have any questions please feel free to ask.

Are you here to debate or do you expect to convert us, working on the assumption that the moment we hear about Christianity? The vast majority of us are very knowledgeable about Christianity. Hell, many of us were Christians until we just stopped believing.

Here's the Apostle's Creed as I learned it:
I believe in God, the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, and in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord. Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried. He descended into hell. On the third day He rose again from the dead. He ascended into Heaven and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty. From thence He will come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit, the holy Christian (or Catholic) church, the communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body, and the life everlasting. Amen.

Anything else you think you need to tell us about Christianity?

Oh, and Min, I think Nietzsche said it better:
There was only one Christian, and he died on the cross.

[Minimalist]

Actually, both Twain and Nietzsche are wrong as there is no evidence that there was any fucking jesus to crucify.

Although one must admit it is a lovely story!

[fr0d0]

Hey Drich. Let me play universal translator : "no thanks"

"There are none so ignorant as those who don't want to learn"

[Faith No More]

There are none so ignorant as those who don't want to learn

Amd none so arrogant as those that assume they have something to teach.

[Norfolk And Chance]

Hey Drich. Let me play universal translator : "no thanks"

"There are none so ignorant as those who don't want to learn"

We love to learn, but we just like to know what we are learning is real.

[Nine]

I think Fr0d0 is aiming that at Drich.