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RE: AF Memes
February 2, 2014 at 4:42 pm
I had a sad for a while, before I remembered I'm not a European. So I'm still in with a chance...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: AF Memes
February 2, 2014 at 5:02 pm
(February 2, 2014 at 4:42 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I had a sad for a while, before I remembered I'm not a European. So I'm still in with a chance...

You guys don't use the EURO, right?
Then you're not EUROpean. Tongue
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RE: AF Memes
February 2, 2014 at 6:05 pm
You're all my favorite Cool Shades

Group hugggggggg!!!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: AF Memes
February 2, 2014 at 6:19 pm
(February 2, 2014 at 4:42 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I had a sad for a while, before I remembered I'm not a European. So I'm still in with a chance...

Wait, I thought you were English?
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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RE: AF Memes
February 2, 2014 at 6:24 pm
That I am, good sir. It's a bit like the difference between Canadian and American.

(February 2, 2014 at 5:02 pm)pocaracas Wrote: You guys don't use the EURO, right?
Then you're not EUROpean. Tongue

Would you believe I've never even seen a euro, much less used one?
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February 2, 2014 at 6:48 pm
(February 2, 2014 at 6:24 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That I am, good sir. It's a bit like the difference between Canadian and American.

(February 2, 2014 at 5:02 pm)pocaracas Wrote: You guys don't use the EURO, right?
Then you're not EUROpean. Tongue

Would you believe I've never even seen a euro, much less used one?

Here's one:
[Image: one-euro-coin-standing-up-amongst-other-...sarkis.jpg]

And the national backsides:
[Image: euro-coins_1794329i.jpg]
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RE: AF Memes
February 2, 2014 at 7:04 pm
Numismatically pretty little things. Hope I never get one in my change though.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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February 2, 2014 at 7:09 pm (This post was last modified: February 2, 2014 at 7:10 pm by pocaracas.)
(February 2, 2014 at 7:04 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Numismatically pretty little things. Hope I never get one in my change though.

You will, if you ever come to EUROpe. Wink
Then there're the 2Euro coins and all the other cents... The nice thing about EUROs is the absence of a queen in there...
Also, the bills are smaller than the sterling ones... they actually fit in my wallet!! Tongue

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Do note how Sweden and Finland look when you take Norway from them... Wink
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RE: AF Memes
February 2, 2014 at 8:21 pm
(February 2, 2014 at 6:48 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(February 2, 2014 at 6:24 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That I am, good sir. It's a bit like the difference between Canadian and American.


Would you believe I've never even seen a euro, much less used one?

Here's one:
[Image: one-euro-coin-standing-up-amongst-other-...sarkis.jpg]

And the national backsides:
[Image: euro-coins_1794329i.jpg]

heh we've seen your national backside already
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: AF Memes
February 2, 2014 at 11:09 pm


Well, damn. Now I'm stumped. What continent was England a part of again?
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