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A Methodist in Your Midst
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Congrats, Christian, you've taken your first step into a larger world.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
This smells of poe-etry.
 (March 24, 2012 at 5:31 pm)Insanity x Wrote: Out of interest christian. If there were two people both equally good. One is a methodist and one is not. Would both go to heaven or only the methodist? My pastor told me that no matter how righteous you are, you will still go to Hell is you do not accept Jesus. I hope that answers the question. (March 24, 2012 at 5:43 pm)Christian Wrote: My pastor told me that no matter how righteous you are, you will still go to Hell is you do not accept Jesus. I hope that answers the question. Again with your pastor? Do you even own your own mind? In that case your god is an asshole. Torture because they don't lick his rimmer on a daily basis. Insecure much? RE: A Methodist in Your Midst
March 24, 2012 at 5:48 pm
(This post was last modified: March 24, 2012 at 5:48 pm by Cyberman.)
Do you ever question what your pastor tells you, even a little bit? For a kickoff, do you even wonder why your pastor is telling you this stuff?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Ok, its Sunday in Fiji and I am off to Church. Thanks for the welcome everyone. I am going to ask my congregration on some of the questions you guys have put forward and will get back with answers.
Tell your pastor to sign up.
 (March 24, 2012 at 5:17 pm)Christian Wrote: My pastor told me that (March 24, 2012 at 5:43 pm)Christian Wrote: My pastor told me that (March 24, 2012 at 5:50 pm)Christian Wrote: I am going to ask my congregration Oh dear, this one's not very bright.  That might explain why he chose an avatar that depicts the crucifix being burned down. |
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