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I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
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(April 1, 2012 at 3:26 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: I agree but America is a Christian Religitard hotspot. Oh, okay. Looks like we're in agreement! What falls away is always, and is near.
Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
One King, let's make a pact. If the world ends in twelve days I will bow before god and tell him that in my foolish arrogance I ignored his righteous messenger. If the world is still here you have to come back, start a thread called, 'The atheists were right,' where you apologize for being such an asshole, and then you promise to get professional psychiatric help.
Deal?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
(April 1, 2012 at 2:39 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: This guy reminder me of a violent Harold Camping. You get were I am going with this. Let's hope he's a lot more Harold Camping than Jim Jones or Marshall Applewhite, if only for the sake of whoever might be around him on April 13.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 5:57 pm
(This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 5:57 pm by One King.)
(April 1, 2012 at 4:41 pm)Faith No More Wrote: One King, let's make a pact. If the world ends in twelve days I will bow before god and tell him that in my foolish arrogance I ignored his righteous messenger. If the world is still here you have to come back, start a thread called, 'The atheists were right,' where you apologize for being such an asshole, and then you promise to get professional psychiatric help. You have a deal my friend - I of course would honor my end. However, you WILL bow before God and you WILL admit your foolish mistakes, but unfortunately for you, your apology will come too little too late.
Never.
NO! I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!! RAAAAAAaaaaaAAAGH!
And I'm the son of Thor. With the power of my mighty axe and the gift to attract both male, female and gods alike.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity. Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist. You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
Thor is a silly myth. The God Jehovah is the one TRUE God!
(April 1, 2012 at 6:08 pm)One King Wrote: Thor is a silly myth. The God Jehovah is the one TRUE God! How DARE you disgrace my father! Thor will thunder the skies! And I shall move the ground!
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity. Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist. You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them. |
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