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I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:26 pm
Quote:Reason - despite knowing God, you are making fun of him.




That's also very brave.We all know how thin-skinned YHWH can be and that he has no sense of humour.. Takes very little for him to come over all unnecessary. I wouldn't be at all surprised if God uses some deeply offended true Christian (such as your holy self) to smite what's his name,rather than wait for judgement day. Thinking
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:26 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 8:24 pm)One King Wrote: I would ask that you not patronize MY God! Foolish luke-warm christian. God will spew you out of his mouth!

So you believe my God is so evil to spew me out of his mouth. You are really possessed by Satan. I am praying for you.

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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:26 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 8:26 pm by One King.)
(April 1, 2012 at 8:23 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: You are about a Christian as the Athiestism is a Reilgion, How dare you call your self a Christian, Martin Luther King can call him self a Christian as he practised what he preached and he loved his enemy. Your are the everything of every I HATE your no better the then Hitler in terms of his Hatred for Jews. YOU ARE EVIL INCARNATE!!!

I am RIGHTEOUSNESS INCARNATE!! Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire and the almighty God has given me the power to beat you down with words and to tell you where you can go for mocking him to us CHristians faces!

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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:29 pm
This guy is thinking "In for a penny, in for a pound" isn't he? It's like he's just giving it his all because he can sense his impending doom. He will be banned pretty soon. Of that I have no doubt.
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#145
RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:29 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 8:24 pm)Insanity x Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 8:23 pm)orogenicman Wrote: Tiberius is god? I thought he was an atheist. Imagine my surprise. Oh Hail oh great Tiberius:

Worship

More accurately it makes him a polytheist. All the staff could kick him..

Personally, I'd rather be a Polynesian. They have great skin.
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#146
RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:30 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 8:26 pm)One King Wrote: I am RIGHTEOUSNESS INCARNATE!! Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire and the almighty God has given me the power to beat you down with words and to tell you where you can go for mocking him to us CHristians faces!

Who are you to judge that you are the RIGHTEOUSNESS INCARNATE? I think God will judge you, not you. Philippians 2:3

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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:32 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 8:32 pm by Cyberman.)
(April 1, 2012 at 8:29 pm)orogenicman Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 8:24 pm)Insanity x Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 8:23 pm)orogenicman Wrote: Tiberius is god? I thought he was an atheist. Imagine my surprise. Oh Hail oh great Tiberius:

Worship

More accurately it makes him a polytheist. All the staff could kick him..

Personally, I'd rather be a Polynesian. They have great skin.

Or a polymath. Of course, there's nothing to say you can't be a polytheist Polynesian polymath, which would probably be several kinds of awesome.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:34 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 8:30 pm)Christian Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 8:26 pm)One King Wrote: I am RIGHTEOUSNESS INCARNATE!! Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire and the almighty God has given me the power to beat you down with words and to tell you where you can go for mocking him to us CHristians faces!

Who are you to judge that you are the RIGHTEOUSNESS INCARNATE? I think God will judge you, not you. Philippians 2:3



You DO realise One King is either a Poe or quite nuts? Tiger
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:34 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 8:39 pm by zip_ster.)
@ Oneking... more like STUPIDITY incarnate. You remind me of someone I know and hate.

You are an Apostolic Pentecostal and consider yourself a Preacher. Or I'll eat my freakin hat.

Everybody, this freak is why I became an atheist. This is what I went to "church" with for years and why I know there is no God.

Oh, and FUCK YOU!!!!
FUCK YOUR BIBLE BELT
FUCK YOUR ONE GOD APOSTOLIC MESSAGE FUCK YOUR CRAZY INBRED ASS
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 8:36 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 8:26 pm)One King Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 8:23 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: You are about a Christian as the Athiestism is a Reilgion, How dare you call your self a Christian, Martin Luther King can call him self a Christian as he practised what he preached and he loved his enemy. Your are the everything of every I HATE your no better the then Hitler in terms of his Hatred for Jews. YOU ARE EVIL INCARNATE!!!

I am RIGHTEOUSNESS INCARNATE!! Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire and the almighty God has given me the power to beat you down with words and to tell you where you can go for mocking him to us CHristians faces!

Your reilgious Can't take a bit of humour and it is sad, If God Exist He had a sense of humour and He would have given that to us as a gift, if God is good. Just look at the platypus. As for you you are an Evil Self-Righteous Bastard with no education and no clue about the earth, you thick Bible bashing Ape.
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