Opening Hailing Frequencies

[Ace Otana]

I'm confused. Are these people all having a conversation somewhere??

No, they are from the USS Enterprise and somehow found and gained access to our forum.

[Nine]

Somebody let bueller know!?

[LastPoet]

Hey startrek guys, go here: http://atheistforums.org/thread-11977.html

[Napoléon]

Cretin's of Atheist Forums take note. THIS, is how you do it.

Fucking brilliant!

[Bueller]

Somebody let bueller know!?

You see? This is what I've been talking about all this time. Can't you see the pattern developing here? Really?

I've been talking about our alien betters wishing for us to become more spiritually aware and telling you that my vision told me that members of the galactic council have actually been monitoring this very site for evidence that we are worth saving. I've even likened the consequences of not heeding their warning as the worst kind of sci-fi invasion movie, only worse.

And now what has happened? Don't you see? Mysteriously, four characters from popular sci-fi have strangely appeared here, on this very forum, to conduct further studies and to interact with humans. These are clearly members of the galactic council masquerading as these characters so that we can better understand them.

Personally I think this is a great sign as if indeed we were without hope they simply would not have bothered with such a generous exercise. I hope that we are all in agreement that we welcome our alien overlords with love and peaceful intentions and can convince them that we are simply in a crossover stage in our development between the savage (atheist) and the enlightened (spiritual) and to not continue the programme of protection would be an opportunity wasted.

I am convinced that the main character called CaptainPicard is in fact my messenger and subject of my visions, Ambassador Jesus from Venus and they others are his cadets. If this is true then I urge you oh great quad of knowledge to look kindly on our young race and to grant us the time we need to grow. We can be no threat to the other races of the galaxy and wish only to be a valued if not minor but respected member of such a glorious and divine community

At long last you atheists have undeniable proof that I have been speaking only truthfulness in my time here, a time that I have always been destined to spend in the service of mankind and the Cosmos, and it is now time for you to swallow your foolish pride and give thanks to and praise these divine messengers who have now personally graced us with their presence

[Nine]

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Somebody let bueller know!?

You see? This is what I've been talking about all this time. Can't you see the pattern developing here? Really?

I've been talking about our alien betters wishing for us to become more spiritually aware and telling you that my vision told me that members of the galactic council have actually been monitoring this very site for evidence that we are worth saving. I've even likened the consequences of not heeding their warning as the worst kind of sci-fi invasion movie, only worse.

And now what has happened? Don't you see? Mysteriously, four characters from popular sci-fi have strangely appeared here, on this very forum, to conduct further studies and to interact with humans. These are clearly members of the galactic council masquerading as these characters so that we can better understand them.

Personally I think this is a great sign as if indeed we were without hope they simply would not have bothered with such a generous exercise. I hope that we are all in agreement that we welcome our alien overlords with love and peaceful intentions and can convince them that we are simply in a crossover stage in our development between the savage (atheist) and the enlightened (spiritual) and to not continue the programme of protection would be an opportunity wasted.

I am convinced that the main character called CaptainPicard is in fact my messenger and subject of my visions, Ambassador Jesus from Venus and they others are his cadets. If this is true then I urge you oh great quad of knowledge to look kindly on our young race and to grant us the time we need to grow. We can be no threat to the other races of the galaxy and wish only to be a valued if not minor but respected member of such a glorious and divine community

At long last you atheists have undeniable proof that I have been speaking only truthfulness in my time here, a time that I have always been destined to spend in the service of mankind and the Cosmos, and it is now time for you to swallow your foolish pride and give thanks to and praise these divine messengers who have now personally graced us with their presence

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I was kidding.. But fuck you are helping to make my day!

[Ace Otana]

I'm going to piss myself!

[Nine]

I am convinced that the main character called CaptainPicard is in fact my messenger and subject of my visions, Ambassador Jesus from Venus and they others are his cadets.

Oh my..

I only accept these sci-fi characters

[Bueller]

I'm going to piss myself!

Take heed soppy human, this is exactly the kind of dismissive response that I don't want to see from you, or any atheist for that matter.

Don't you realise that you are putting the whole future of human kind in jeopardy by mocking a messenger of the Cosmos. Have I not just explained that our alien masters are personally taking an interest in this very site and what we say and do here will have repercussion that will echo through the ages.

Do you really want to play around so lightly and frivolously with our fate as if you were a cat playing with a mouse?

I urge you do repent of this foolish behavior at once!!

[Ace Otana]

You're killing me!