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Opening Hailing Frequencies

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Opening Hailing Frequencies
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RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 1, 2012 at 5:14 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 5:11 pm)Bueller Wrote: Take heed soppy human, this is exactly the kind of dismissive response that I don't want to see from you, or any atheist for that matter.

Soppy human! Lmao!

Ah what we want and reality are rarely one and the same.

(April 1, 2012 at 5:11 pm)Bueller Wrote: Don't you realise that you are putting the whole future of human kind in jeopardy by mocking a messenger of the Cosmos. Have I not just explained that our alien masters are personally taking an interest in this very site and what we say and do here will have repercussion that will echo through the ages.

ROFLOL

Sorry but the thought of humanity being judged here is hilarious.

(April 1, 2012 at 5:11 pm)Bueller Wrote: Do you really want to play around so lightly and frivolously with our fate as if you were a cat playing with a mouse?

I urge you do repent of this foolish behavior at once!!

Yeah its pretty funny to be honest.

Repent? Whats with the whole repent thing? Lame..
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#32
RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 1, 2012 at 5:21 pm
May I take this opportunity to personally welcome our delegates from beyond to this site and ask that they disregard any comments made by those who mock the message. They are but spoilt children who do not know their place and should be ignored.

I and many others here welcome your visit and ask that you look kindly upon us in the spirit of divine Cosmic love and understanding.
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#33
RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 1, 2012 at 5:23 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 5:21 pm)Bueller Wrote: May I take this opportunity to personally welcome our delegates from beyond to this site and ask that they disregard any comments made by those who mock the message. They are but spoilt children who do not know their place and should be ignored.

I and many others here welcome your visit and ask that you look kindly upon us in the spirit of divine Cosmic love and understanding.

Nobody is mocking them we think they are awesome. Hell they can land in my garden and stay round if they would like.
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Ace Otana Away
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#34
RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 1, 2012 at 5:24 pm
Oops, they're offline. Sorry, I think we scared them away. No no, we've shown them how unspiritual we are and have forsaken us.

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Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#35
RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 2, 2012 at 1:54 am
Oh THAT was BRILLIANT!!

For Buell's sake I hope Q doesn't show up!!

Fucking Brilliant!! Great
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#36
RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 2, 2012 at 7:08 am (This post was last modified: April 2, 2012 at 7:09 am by Faith No More.)
Bueller Wrote:May I take this opportunity to personally welcome our delegates from beyond to this site and ask that they disregard any comments made by those who mock the message. They are but spoilt children who do not know their place and should be ignored.

I and many others here welcome your visit and ask that you look kindly upon us in the spirit of divine Cosmic love and understanding.

Let me guess...you ate lead paint chips as a kid?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 2, 2012 at 7:23 am
Given the carry on by Bueller and WanKing I find this appropriate

[Image: alien_abduction_1047745.jpg]


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RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 5, 2012 at 1:40 am
(April 1, 2012 at 4:07 pm)Napoleon Wrote: Cretin's of Atheist Forums take note. THIS, is how you do it.

Fucking brilliant!

In the style of Richard Nixon, "I'm not a cretin."
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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