He's not getting laid in my butt. I'll tell you that much. Thanks, Rhiz.
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She said yes. :D
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What what?
Hahaha! In the butt . . .
Congratulations you two. Never touching... it resembles an arranged marriage, which kinda tickles me
How many arranged marriages have you had the pleasure of being involved in frod's? Just curious.
How would you imagine me being involved nap?? Several of my Indian friends had arranged marriages.
You have friends? WTF!
Aww congrats you two!! Wonderful news!! Zen was only saying the other week that one of you is going to HAVE to take a plane to the other. "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
Really? Ok here you go; I suppose it's one way of making the course of true love run smoother:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(April 2, 2012 at 1:15 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: .. and get a room for Christ's sake. Assuming this isn't an April fool's prank, congrats to you both. I skipped from the OP to the last page to find talk of not taking it in the butt. I'm always telling my wife to take it like a man but she isn't having it (anymore). I've offered to have the penis reduction surgery. Bugger! |
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