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Write a Haiku about the person above you
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RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
April 7, 2012 at 6:52 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#42
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April 8, 2012 at 5:13 am
I will not speak lies
That pic makes you look Amish
But you are l33t here.
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#43
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
April 8, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Never wrote a haiku before.
I can write a normal poem.
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Üze Tengri basmasar, asra Yir telinmeser, Türük bodun ilingin törüngin kim artatı udaçı erti?
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#44
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
April 8, 2012 at 10:21 pm
I despise haiku,
It is poor man's 'poetry',
Rhyme it's most deaf to.

Haiku's nature's kind,
Builds itself forgivingly,
Its wordsmiths most blind.

And of poems' rhythm:
Discarded into the sea...
Worth little to them.

Why must this be so?
I believe haiku's lazy,
Comforting, and slow.

Creativity...
Makes writing haiku weary,
Dull activity.

Soulless imagery,
Oft' writ without energy,
This is drudgery.

Yeah, I'm totally bored.

...

Like seriously: put some fucking work into rhythm, rhyme, and meaning... or do not call it a poem.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#45
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
April 8, 2012 at 10:46 pm
O Lilly Blossom,
Why do you despise haikus?
Behold, "Short is sweet."
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#46
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
April 9, 2012 at 2:59 am
I will not write one,
No offense Rayaan, I won't,
Wha?? I spoke too soon.
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#47
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
April 9, 2012 at 3:04 am
You dont have a dick
I like that alot about you
If only I had one Sad
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RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
April 9, 2012 at 3:53 am (This post was last modified: April 9, 2012 at 3:54 am by R-e-n-n-a-t.)
Why would you think that? Shock
I have an actual dick,
that's a little mean.
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#49
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
April 9, 2012 at 4:12 am
Stupid necromorph
Doesn't have even one dick
I, though, have four dicks.
What falls away is always, and is near.

Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
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#50
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
April 9, 2012 at 8:41 am
Sagan in your sig.
Four dicks in your pants, party!
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Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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