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Do you say oh my God or gosh?
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I usually go for: "Fuck, wank, bugger, shitting arsehead and hole."
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
 (April 25, 2012 at 8:15 am)Paul the Human Wrote: I say "Oh my god!" and "Jesus Christ" and all that. It doesn't bother me at all, as I don't mean it literally. It's just a colloquialism. Same here. Always saying "For gods sake!" and "jesus fucking christ!" when exasperated. 
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.
I used to say "Oh God" but now I go to say "$#!+" I get the "Sh" out then realise that I shouldn't cuss as I don't want to be rude,
so I replace it with "Oh gosh!" which now sounds like "Shh Oh gosh" which now makes me sound a little bit of a snob. Also I have replaced the word "Jesus" with "Jeeze".  
At my Catholic school,one of the resident neurotics told a class of 11 year olds not to say:
'Gosh'= God 'Golly'= God 'Geewizz' = Jesus. Of course we all ignored the dopey twat,until about age 12 when we replaced the entire list with 'fuck'. 
 (April 25, 2012 at 7:48 pm)padraic Wrote: At my Catholic school,one of the resident neurotics told a class of 11 year olds not to say: I overheard a lady in Walmarta few months ago telling another about her pastors "great" teaching and it was to avoid those words plus "Gee" and "Geez." The stupidity is astounding. 
well gosh golly gee whiz - if was 1954 and there was some rapscallion around who wanted to talk like a sailor by saying profane things about our lord jesus I just don't know what I would do. Gosh darnit, what's this world coming to?! Next thing you know those gol-darn hoodlums and motorcycle riders will be sneakin into movie theaters and mowing their lawns on Sundays!
Who the fuck cares about gosh vs god???? ![[Image: shrug.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.nerdcorenow.com%2Fvb%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fmini_yolks%2Fshrug.gif)
![[Image: Evolution.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk619%2Fjcincain%2FPublic%2FEvolution.png) (April 25, 2012 at 7:57 pm)Phil Wrote:(April 25, 2012 at 7:48 pm)padraic Wrote: At my Catholic school,one of the resident neurotics told a class of 11 year olds not to say: It's illegal to complain about anything you hear in Walmart because you have to be in a Walmart to hear it. 
I never acquired the habit of saying either. It always sounded so cheesy.
I only say frak or frell.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).  |
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