Anyone know creationists that believe this?

[libalchris]

Creationists that I know: Change is limited. Evolution can occur but only on a small scale within species. Dinosaurs? Oh they didn't get on Noah's ark because they were creatures created by man within a period of less than 2,000 years from genetic experiments.

Anybody else know anyone who knows creationists that believe that Dinosaurs were created by genetic modification and/or selective breeding?

[Faith No More]

Thank fucking FSM that I don't actually know any creationists, let alone one that would believe something like this.

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Nope, never heard that. But I have heard Creationists say that Dinosaur bones and findings are fake. Go figure..

[libalchris]

Thank fucking FSM that I don't actually know any creationists, let alone one that would believe something like this.

It's very comical to listen to actually. Most also believe that there was a thin layer of some kind of metal or something that covered the earth that picked up radio waves from the stars and played music; that besides the ice that was up there that blocked radiation allowing people to live so long.
Oh, and some also believe that the pre-flood humans were advanced technologically, and even had the capability to fly using the earth's magnetic field as propulsion LOL

[Gambit]

I haven't actually heard that one... but, throw a stone in any fundie church and you're sure to hit someone who does believe all of the above.

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

I've never heard that one. Creationists usually say they brought the dinosaurs on the ark. The really crazy ones like Hovind actually believe that lizards are really just tiny dinosaurs. Hovind thinks that lizards never stop growing so dinosaurs were really just "big lizards" who got that big because they lived hundreds of years.

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Thank fucking FSM that I don't actually know any creationists, let alone one that would believe something like this.

It's very comical to listen to actually. Most also believe that there was a thin layer of some kind of metal or something that covered the earth that picked up radio waves from the stars and played music; that besides the ice that was up there that blocked radiation allowing people to live so long.
Oh, and some also believe that the pre-flood humans were advanced technologically, and even had the capability to fly using the earth's magnetic field as propulsion LOL

Some of that sounds like the writings of "Dr" Baugh, a creationist from Texas. He's really whacked as far as creationists go.

[libalchris]

I've never heard that one. Creationists usually say they brought the dinosaurs on the ark. The really crazy ones like Hovind actually believe that lizards are really just tiny dinosaurs. Hovind thinks that lizards never stop growing so dinosaurs were really just "big lizards" who got that big because they lived hundreds of years.

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Thank fucking FSM that I don't actually know any creationists, let alone one that would believe something like this.

It's very comical to listen to actually. Most also believe that there was a thin layer of some kind of metal or something that covered the earth that picked up radio waves from the stars and played music; that besides the ice that was up there that blocked radiation allowing people to live so long.
Oh, and some also believe that the pre-flood humans were advanced technologically, and even had the capability to fly using the earth's magnetic field as propulsion LOL

Some of that sounds like the writings of "Dr" Baugh, a creationist from Texas. He's really whacked as far as creationists go.

I've actually been to his museum once. Pretty whack. He's the guy who claimed that human and dinosaur footprints were found together, right? That was pretty ridiculous.

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

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I've actually been to his museum once. Pretty whack. He's the guy who claimed that human and dinosaur footprints were found together, right? That was pretty ridiculous.

Yeah, he is. I went to his "museum" too when I was 7 years old. It was just a mobile home then but he was building a life size Noah's ark at the time nearby. He had a TV show on TBN for a while too.

[Rev. Rye]

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

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And also, according to Jack Chick, the serpent in the Garden of Eden was a Velociraptor. Seriously.

Jack Chick tracts would make hilarious movies. They'd rival Mel Brooks.