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"Loving" Jesus a.k.a "The Family"
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"Loving" Jesus a.k.a "The Family"
Discovered a cult, quite a large one, that loves Jesus... literally.
http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus

Thoughts? :-)
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: "Loving" Jesus a.k.a "The Family"
What the fucking fuck?!?
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RE: "Loving" Jesus a.k.a "The Family"
I know right?
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: "Loving" Jesus a.k.a "The Family"
[Image: DafuqDidIJustRead.jpg]

Does anyone have a bottle of eye-bleach?
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: "Loving" Jesus a.k.a "The Family"
"Male members are told to visualize themselves as women, in order to avoid a homosexual relationship with Jesus (male homosexuality is an offense warranting excommunication)."
Yeah, thats not gay at all is it? What if they're a woman that really loves anal? Is that ok?
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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"Blocked for Sexual/Adult Content"
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RE: "Loving" Jesus a.k.a "The Family"
(May 4, 2012 at 3:42 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: Discovered a cult, quite a large one, that loves Jesus... literally.
http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus

Thoughts? :-)
"AAAAAAARGH!" came to mind.
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RE: "Loving" Jesus a.k.a "The Family"
This is the cult that River Phoenix was raised in. Like River, many kids raised in this cult have gone on die of drug overdose or commit suicide. It's quite sad and disgusting.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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There is no limit to human perversity.
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RE: "Loving" Jesus a.k.a "The Family"
Actually Raph, how the hell did you come across this? Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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