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Nebraska Old Lady on Gays
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RE: Nebraska Old Lady on Gays
May 11, 2012 at 4:06 pm
(May 11, 2012 at 3:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Er....wouldn't that make fucking jesus a homo, too?

He didn't slip Judas any tongue.
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RE: Nebraska Old Lady on Gays
May 11, 2012 at 4:09 pm
(May 11, 2012 at 4:02 pm)Shell B Wrote: CD, I can't imagine how she could be a Poe. I mean, that's an elaborate prank. Maybe it really is a hoax, but it looks real enough to be funny to me.

You were supposed to lie to me.
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RE: Nebraska Old Lady on Gays
May 11, 2012 at 4:18 pm
(May 11, 2012 at 4:06 pm)Jaysyn Wrote:
(May 11, 2012 at 3:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Er....wouldn't that make fucking jesus a homo, too?

He didn't slip Judas any tongue.

How do you know?

A garden...late at night...sounds like a perfect rendezvous to me.
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RE: Nebraska Old Lady on Gays
May 11, 2012 at 5:09 pm
That made my brain hurt - and my forehead (too many facepalms).
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RE: Nebraska Old Lady on Gays
May 11, 2012 at 5:59 pm
wow. dude in the back was funny enough (3 facepalms and 2 screamfaces) that i coulda saved myself from hearing all that venom and still enjoyed the piece - on mute.
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RE: Nebraska Old Lady on Gays
May 11, 2012 at 7:23 pm
[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-6JfQOcQGSYioRYf2R47...HKP2nGYPHA]
Serious she has no fucking clue she is on about, there are no words to say how stupid she is.
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RE: Nebraska Old Lady on Gays
May 11, 2012 at 8:08 pm
It's like she took a few rumors she heard, added a few 'facts' she got from her pastor, found some stuff on the Internet, and then cobbled together some incoherent rant.
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RE: Nebraska Old Lady on Gays
May 11, 2012 at 9:11 pm
Having now watched the entire thing...

There are not nearly enough drugs in my pantry to kill the brain cells that hold the memory of what I have seen.

Facepalm Facepalm Facepalm
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RE: Nebraska Old Lady on Gays
May 12, 2012 at 3:06 pm
(May 11, 2012 at 9:11 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Having now watched the entire thing...

There are not nearly enough drugs in my pantry to kill the brain cells that hold the memory of what I have seen.

Facepalm Facepalm Facepalm

Try a neuralizer, scientist are working on one
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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RE: Nebraska Old Lady on Gays
May 12, 2012 at 5:48 pm
(May 11, 2012 at 3:35 pm)Shell B Wrote: My favorite part is the guy sitting behind this woman. Classic.

It was indeed hilarious to watch his reactions Big Grin

When the lady talked, all I could hear was this:

When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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