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My old radio intro in text.
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My old radio intro in text.
I wish I still had my audio recordings of my old cable access radio show. But I still remember the words which I put behind the theme to the Benny Hill Show.

"COMING TO YOU LIVE, from the bowels of the internet. Staring a man who needs an introduction, because nobody knows who he is, and probably doesn't care. A man who would take his library card to the bookstore, a man who would look for an elevator on an airplane, a man a couple cans short of a six pack, ITS the Sultan of silliness, THE Einstein of idiocy, the MASTER OF MORONICNESS.......... BRIAN37!
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#2
RE: My old radio intro in text.
Benny Hill was funny.
Miserable Bastard.
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#3
RE: My old radio intro in text.
(April 14, 2020 at 10:52 am)Succubus#2 Wrote: Benny Hill was funny.


No shit.

One of my first crushes as a kid was Louise English who was my first crushes as a kid.
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#4
RE: My old radio intro in text.
Did this really need a new thread?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: My old radio intro in text.
(April 14, 2020 at 10:59 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 14, 2020 at 10:52 am)Succubus#2 Wrote: Benny Hill was funny.


No shit.

One of my first crushes as a kid was Louise English who was my first crushes as a kid.

Isn’t it a little early where you are to start drinking?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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This is my favorite image of Louise English.

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#7
RE: My old radio intro in text.
Jaysus. You’re like an opera singer getting ready...me-me-me-me-me-me-me.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: My old radio intro in text.
(April 14, 2020 at 1:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Jaysus. You’re like an opera singer getting ready...me-me-me-me-me-me-me.

Boru

Um no, unlike Trump I am not in power. Huge difference between sharing and dictating. 

If I were a dictator your ass would be singing ABBA under threat of death.
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RE: My old radio intro in text.
(April 14, 2020 at 1:39 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 14, 2020 at 1:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Jaysus. You’re like an opera singer getting ready...me-me-me-me-me-me-me.

Boru

Um no, unlike Trump I am not in power. Huge difference between sharing and dictating. 

If I were a dictator your ass would be singing ABBA under threat of death.

No one accused you of dictating or being a dictator. Paranoid much?

One can be a narcissistic bunghole without being Trump. As you’ve proved.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: My old radio intro in text.
(April 14, 2020 at 1:40 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 14, 2020 at 1:39 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Um no, unlike Trump I am not in power. Huge difference between sharing and dictating. 

If I were a dictator your ass would be singing ABBA under threat of death.

No one accused you of dictating or being a dictator. Paranoid much?

One can be a narcissistic bunghole without being Trump. As you’ve proved.

Boru

Thank you Captain Contrarian.



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