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My old radio intro in text.
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My old radio intro in text.
I wish I still had my audio recordings of my old cable access radio show. But I still remember the words which I put behind the theme to the Benny Hill Show.

"COMING TO YOU LIVE, from the bowels of the internet. Staring a man who needs an introduction, because nobody knows who he is, and probably doesn't care. A man who would take his library card to the bookstore, a man who would look for an elevator on an airplane, a man a couple cans short of a six pack, ITS the Sultan of silliness, THE Einstein of idiocy, the MASTER OF MORONICNESS.......... BRIAN37!
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Benny Hill was funny.
Miserable Bastard.
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RE: My old radio intro in text.
(April 14, 2020 at 10:52 am)Succubus#2 Wrote: Benny Hill was funny.


No shit.

One of my first crushes as a kid was Louise English who was my first crushes as a kid.
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RE: My old radio intro in text.
Did this really need a new thread?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: My old radio intro in text.
(April 14, 2020 at 10:59 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 14, 2020 at 10:52 am)Succubus#2 Wrote: Benny Hill was funny.


No shit.

One of my first crushes as a kid was Louise English who was my first crushes as a kid.

Isn’t it a little early where you are to start drinking?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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This is my favorite image of Louise English.

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Jaysus. You’re like an opera singer getting ready...me-me-me-me-me-me-me.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: My old radio intro in text.
(April 14, 2020 at 1:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Jaysus. You’re like an opera singer getting ready...me-me-me-me-me-me-me.

Boru

Um no, unlike Trump I am not in power. Huge difference between sharing and dictating. 

If I were a dictator your ass would be singing ABBA under threat of death.
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RE: My old radio intro in text.
(April 14, 2020 at 1:39 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 14, 2020 at 1:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Jaysus. You’re like an opera singer getting ready...me-me-me-me-me-me-me.

Boru

Um no, unlike Trump I am not in power. Huge difference between sharing and dictating. 

If I were a dictator your ass would be singing ABBA under threat of death.

No one accused you of dictating or being a dictator. Paranoid much?

One can be a narcissistic bunghole without being Trump. As you’ve proved.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: My old radio intro in text.
(April 14, 2020 at 1:40 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 14, 2020 at 1:39 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Um no, unlike Trump I am not in power. Huge difference between sharing and dictating. 

If I were a dictator your ass would be singing ABBA under threat of death.

No one accused you of dictating or being a dictator. Paranoid much?

One can be a narcissistic bunghole without being Trump. As you’ve proved.

Boru

Thank you Captain Contrarian.



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