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You know you are old when.

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You know you are old when.
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You know you are old when.
January 21, 2021 at 12:32 pm
You know you are old when the popular music you grew up with is now used in drug advertisements.

I just heard the Go Go's as background music for a heart medication ad. 

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RE: You know you are old when.
January 21, 2021 at 12:47 pm
When you think the Go Go's are music. [Image: Thumbs%20Up.png]
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 21, 2021 at 1:11 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2021 at 1:12 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
You make the same noises getting up out of a chair that you make during sex.

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RE: You know you are old when.
January 21, 2021 at 1:13 pm
(January 21, 2021 at 1:11 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You make the same noises getting up out of a chair that you make during sex.

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You know you are old when you can't remember the noises you make during sex !
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 21, 2021 at 1:14 pm
(January 21, 2021 at 1:11 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You make the same noises getting up out of a chair that you make during sex.

Boru

Correction - you know you're old when you make more noise getting out of the chair....
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 21, 2021 at 1:23 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2021 at 1:24 pm by Angrboda.)
I know I came in here for something, I just can't remember what it was. [Image: icon_ask.gif]
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 21, 2021 at 1:28 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2021 at 1:35 pm by arewethereyet.)
I had to point this out to my oldest a couple weeks ago when she mentioned a friend of her daughter's was driving them somewhere...daughter said, "He doesn't look old enough to drive." I said yep, that's the first sign that you are getting old.

I also told her wait till she sees a doctor and thinks "I didn't realize I'd be seeing Doogie Howser."
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 21, 2021 at 1:34 pm
(January 21, 2021 at 1:28 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I had to point this out to my oldest a couple weeks ago when she mentioned a friend of her daughter's was driving them somewhere...daughter said, "He doesn't look old enough to drive."  I said yep, that the first sign that you are getting old.

I also told her wait till she sees a doctor and thinks "I didn't realize I'd be seeing Doogie Howser."

Yea, if you remember Doogie Howser, atoms can't bitch about their half  life.
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 21, 2021 at 1:47 pm
...when you read a thread like this to see if you're missing anything.
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 21, 2021 at 9:41 pm
You call your son by the dogs name and vice versa.
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