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1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!

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1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
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1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 11:21 am (This post was last modified: June 4, 2012 at 11:21 am by LastPoet.)
OK people, new game, go go go!

1- You want to debate religionists!
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 11:31 am (This post was last modified: June 4, 2012 at 11:33 am by Gooders1002.)
2. You don't know a thing about the basics of Evolution.
3. You don't know who Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Christopher Hitching, James Randy, Nate Phelps, Thunderf00t or Aron Ra are.
4. You think you know everything already.
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 11:34 am
5. you genuinely believe that you are more intellingenter Wink
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 11:36 am
(June 4, 2012 at 11:34 am)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: 5. you genuinely believe that you are more intellingenter Wink

That's not what I believe. That is a material fact. Angel
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 12:23 pm
6. You still think you're capable to reason with a fundamentalist.
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 12:35 pm
7. You invent things that make someone less of an atheist or a "n00b", forgetting that atheism is a simple lack of belief in god, thus feeding into theists' belief that atheists have some kind of groupthink. Tongue
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 1:00 pm
8. You find Ray Comfort's "banana argument" convincing.
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 1:11 pm
You have your own woo, "like JFK third man magic bullit" , and moon landing faked conspiracies at the same time while saying "Yea, their beliefs are silly".
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 1:17 pm (This post was last modified: June 4, 2012 at 1:22 pm by Annik.)
10. You assume the you and all other atheists are superior is matters of debate and logic... Just because you're atheists.


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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 1:18 pm (This post was last modified: June 4, 2012 at 1:18 pm by Napoléon.)
11. You miss out number 10 thinking it is 9.
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