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1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!

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1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
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#11
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 1:18 pm
12. You listen to Deepak Chopra because "it sounds science-y"
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#12
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 1:20 pm
You have your own woo like "The third man and magic bullit of JFK or the faked moon landing conspiracy while saying "Those believers have silly beliefs"
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 1:21 pm (This post was last modified: June 4, 2012 at 1:35 pm by Napoléon.)
Fuck Moros you Ninja'd me :/

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Okay ignore this post :S
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#14
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 1:27 pm
47. You can't even count to 13.
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#15
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 1:35 pm
You avoid saying "Oh god!" during sex, not because of blasphemy, but out of principle Big Grin
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#16
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 1:47 pm
(June 4, 2012 at 1:35 pm)LastPoet Wrote: You avoid saying "Oh god!" during sex, not because of blasphemy, but out of principle Big Grin

Funniest thing I've seen in ages!


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#17
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June 4, 2012 at 2:28 pm
You think numbers don't matter and post things in the thread with no regard to the numbering system that went before.
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#18
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 2:35 pm
You say Richard "Dawkings" and Stephen "Hawkins."
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 5:46 pm (This post was last modified: June 4, 2012 at 5:48 pm by Angrboda.)


Heck, I find any banana argument appeeling.


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#20
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 5:53 pm
When you think a fallacy has something to do with penises.
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