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RE: are clothes moral?
June 12, 2012 at 8:06 pm
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On topic... give me a vagina, and JUST SEE if you can get clothing on me.
Already I struggle to stop myself from going around topless.
(June 12, 2012 at 8:04 pm)Rhythm Wrote: What? No tears? What kind of second rate dish is this? I refuse to eat this garbage until a sufficient amount of tears are added. Hows that internet coming along btw?
Silly Rhythmness: With trust comes tears... you'd never have been conned into poverty without it
Tears are an unavoidable portion of trust, and purple is trust become a color.
It's also the color of the infected hooker.
That internet is coming along like this: Sweet, we got to the beach and the help is here, and laying out the phoneline... wait, what is that hole he is digging? Oh shit, he didn-dammit! Now there is a massive hole beneath the cabin, the help just stands around all day long SINCE HE WON'T STOP TO DELEGATE TASKS TO THE PEOPLE ON HIS PAYROLL, and he only 2 days ago brought us a generator, and yesterday: fuel for it. He claims to have called the phone company to turn on the phone... but then the man claims many things.
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RE: are clothes moral?
June 12, 2012 at 10:41 pm
I don't understand, aren't you out in the fucking wilds of the frozen north, would they ever find his body?
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RE: are clothes moral?
June 13, 2012 at 4:24 pm
(June 12, 2012 at 10:41 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I don't understand, aren't you out in the fucking wilds of the frozen north, would they ever find his body?
Depends... is it a native team looking for him in exchange for booze and meth... or is it unhappy ex-continentals out there at minimum wage?
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RE: are clothes moral?
June 14, 2012 at 12:14 pm
Maybe you should have extended the offer of booze and meth to natives in return for a decent connection?
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RE: are clothes moral?
June 14, 2012 at 1:31 pm
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Climate notwithstanding, we wear clothes because most of us are simply physically and aesthetically unattractive.
Must be hard for theists to justify wearing clothes when they proudly assert they were made in god's image, knowing full well they'll be called out for being so proud of said image they hide it with man-made clothing.
The majority of us are fugly, fact of nature, so let's compensate with great taste in clothes!
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RE: are clothes moral?
June 14, 2012 at 3:35 pm
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Then why do the obese and generally groady always seem to be the most scantily clad? I offer peopleofwalmart as evidence.
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RE: are clothes moral?
June 14, 2012 at 8:58 pm
Well it sure would be a sin to hide this body.
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RE: are clothes moral?
June 14, 2012 at 9:24 pm
(June 12, 2012 at 12:29 am)spelbynder Wrote: Besides, I'm always cold, even with my clothes on.
The most sure fire way of identifying a female.
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RE: are clothes moral?
June 15, 2012 at 5:33 pm
If the Christian god existed we'd be born clothed.
My reason for wearing clothing? In one word - pockets. (Shoes are another matter. I've worn them so long that the soles of my feet are tender.)
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RE: are clothes moral?
June 15, 2012 at 6:47 pm
Funny, I'm always hot, no matter the clothes. But I do love a nice rainy night, drive to a park at midnight, dress down to the bare minimum, and commune with the stars.
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
Mark Twain
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