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Nik Wallenda - Moron
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Nik Wallenda - Moron
On Friday night Nik Wallenda walked over Niagara Falls on a tightrope (actually, a steel cable). This was a pretty impressive stunt. But what got me was during the walk he continually praised Jesus. After he finished he told a reporter that he has faith in God and blah blah blah...

I find this to be incredible given the fact that at least three of Nik Wallenda's relatives have died after falling off the high wire! (Another relative is paralyzed from a fall). And the relative who Wallenda dedicated this walk to (his grandfather, Karl Wallenda) was one of the people who died from a fall! Apparently, Jesus did nothing to protect these relatives, but Nik continues to sing his praises anyway! If you stood by and let my relatives fall to their deaths when you could have saved them.... I wouldn't be crowing about how great you are!

Imbeciles.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: Nik Wallenda - Moron
Perhaps he thought sucking up to Jesus couldn't hurt, after Jesus knocked three of his relatives to their death off the high wire.
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RE: Nik Wallenda - Moron
Maybe the Wallendas that fell didn't believe in Jesus, ipso facto, they deserved it.

To be fair, however, the guy is walking a wire across Niagara Falls, so if he has to praise Thor while doing it, more power to him.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Nik Wallenda - Moron
(June 18, 2012 at 2:27 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Maybe the Wallendas that fell didn't believe in Jesus, ipso facto, they deserved it.

To be fair, however, the guy is walking a wire across Niagara Falls, so if he has to praise Thor while doing it, more power to him.

If he falls, ever, we can say "his faith wasn't strong enough. Certainly not his luck"
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RE: Nik Wallenda - Moron
(June 18, 2012 at 2:08 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Perhaps he thought sucking up to Jesus couldn't hurt, after Jesus knocked three of his relatives to their death off the high wire.

Hmmmm... I never thought of it that way! That Jesus is a real bastard, isn't he?
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: Nik Wallenda - Moron
(June 18, 2012 at 3:23 pm)Thor Wrote:
(June 18, 2012 at 2:08 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Perhaps he thought sucking up to Jesus couldn't hurt, after Jesus knocked three of his relatives to their death off the high wire.

Hmmmm... I never thought of it that way! That Jesus is a real bastard, isn't he?

Why do you think NFL players thank Jesus when they catch a touchdown pass? Because the fucker didn't knock it out of their hands.
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RE: Nik Wallenda - Moron
One day he too will be killed in one of these stunts and some jesus freak idiot will say "jesus called him to be with his family."

Really. There is no accounting for the stupidity of the religious. The biggest class of jerks going.
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(June 18, 2012 at 4:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: One day he too will be killed in one of these stunts and some jesus freak idiot will say "jesus called him to be with his family."

In that case, I guess Jesus "called him home" by pushing him off the wire. What other explanation could there be?
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: Nik Wallenda - Moron
Praise Jebus!
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RE: Nik Wallenda - Moron
I saw that, and I noticed he was wearing a safety harness.
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