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What if Jesus was an atheist?

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What if Jesus was an atheist?
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RE: What if Jesus was an atheist?
July 18, 2012 at 12:25 pm
Must be a slow news day.
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RE: What if Jesus was an atheist?
July 18, 2012 at 1:22 pm
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RE: What if Jesus was an atheist?
July 18, 2012 at 3:19 pm
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RE: What if Jesus was an atheist?
July 18, 2012 at 5:05 pm
I'm still waiting for proof that he actually even existed.
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RE: What if Jesus was an atheist?
July 18, 2012 at 5:22 pm
(July 18, 2012 at 5:05 pm)aleialoura Wrote: I'm still waiting for proof that he actually even existed.

that question is kinda irrelevant now anyway.
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RE: What if Jesus was an atheist?
July 18, 2012 at 7:48 pm
Stevie makes everything irrelevant.
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RE: What if Jesus was an atheist?
July 19, 2012 at 8:02 am (This post was last modified: July 19, 2012 at 8:04 am by pgrimes15.)
(July 18, 2012 at 10:14 am)Stue Denim Wrote:
Quote:What if Jesus was a Terminator?

Then he was a malfunctioning prototype model.
At least when the terminator says that it will be back, it does so in a timely manner.


Skynet: 1, Jesus: 0

But he does say "Come with me if you want to live"

And how about "What is best in life: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!" Definitely sounds like something you might find in the OT.

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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. — Edward Gibbon

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RE: What if Jesus was an atheist?
July 19, 2012 at 8:38 am
(July 18, 2012 at 4:33 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Well, considering that we know so little (if anything) about the authentic Jesus (supposing he existed), I'm afraid it's an impossible to answer question.

Other relevant questions one might ask about Jesus:

What if Jesus was a llama?
What if Jesus was an alien?
What if Jesus was a rodeo clown?
What if Jesus was a Terminator?
What if Jesus was a submarine captain?
What if Jesus was a student driver instructor?
What if Jesus was leaping tall pyramids in a single bound?
etc.

Jesus being an alien = Prometheus = epic movie!
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" ~ Aristotle
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RE: What if Jesus was an atheist?
July 19, 2012 at 9:19 am
Too good a movie to star such a bad ham actor as Jesus.
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