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Funny Christians
July 21, 2012 at 10:50 pm
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This is hilarious Big Grin

How did they even found out that the bible forbids remote viewing and video games perplexes me.
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RE: Funny Christians
July 21, 2012 at 11:10 pm (This post was last modified: July 21, 2012 at 11:12 pm by jonb.)
(July 21, 2012 at 10:50 pm)Ashendant Wrote: This is hilarious Big Grin

What's wrong with eating vegetables? Is this just some strange sect run by the meat packing industry?
They breed like rabbits these sects, well found.
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RE: Funny Christians
July 21, 2012 at 11:28 pm
Just heard of a new [animated short] film "Tofu The Vegan Zombie'


http://www.tofutheveganzombie.com/movie
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RE: Funny Christians
July 22, 2012 at 9:04 am
Lycanthropy? Do they really believe shit like that exists?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Funny Christians
July 22, 2012 at 9:41 am
The only one I agree with is the Twilight films. Tongue

Everyone should stay away from that shit.
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RE: Funny Christians
July 22, 2012 at 10:49 am
(July 21, 2012 at 10:50 pm)Ashendant Wrote:


Their beloved probably aren't even aware half these things exist. They're just giving them ideas now Big Grin Also, doesn't Christianity have its origins in a (middle) eastern religion anyway?
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RE: Funny Christians
July 22, 2012 at 10:51 am
(July 22, 2012 at 9:41 am)frankiej Wrote: The only one I agree with is the Twilight films. Tongue

Everyone should stay away from that shit.

What about Scientology?
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RE: Funny Christians
July 22, 2012 at 10:55 am
(July 22, 2012 at 10:51 am)Faith No More Wrote:
(July 22, 2012 at 9:41 am)frankiej Wrote: The only one I agree with is the Twilight films. Tongue

Everyone should stay away from that shit.

What about Scientology?

That provides some good laughs, my friend. Twilight just makes me want to die.
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RE: Funny Christians
July 22, 2012 at 3:45 pm
Watching LOTR is a sin now? Sucks to be them.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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RE: Funny Christians
July 22, 2012 at 4:04 pm
(July 22, 2012 at 9:04 am)Faith No More Wrote: Lycanthropy? Do they really believe shit like that exists?

Actually, it does.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinical_lycanthropy
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