Evolution/creation 2

[jonb]

Maybe i'll open a saterical account as an atheist (D' Wretch) and start posting some of the blantly hyprocrisies and general hate for God that all good non-believers of God are supposed to have. (appearently)

No you don't that's my job!

[Reforged]

Maybe i'll open a saterical account as an atheist (D' Wretch) and start posting some of the blantly hyprocrisies and general hate for God that all good non-believers of God are supposed to have. (appearently)

That sounds hilarious, go ahead.
You spelt apparently wrong by the way... even though spell-check would of underlined it before you posted it.

[YahwehIsTheWay]

Maybe i'll open a saterical account as an atheist (D' Wretch) and start posting some of the blantly hyprocrisies and general hate for God that all good non-believers of God are supposed to have. (appearently)

So I suppose this means you won't answer my arguments then?

Let me repeat them for you:

1. Our Word says that our Lord created the earth and plants on day 3 and the sun and stars on day 4.
   
2. Godless heathen science says that the sun is older than our earth.
   
3. So why are you trying to reconcile the Word with science when they clearly get such simple things wrong?
   

[jonb]

Our Word says that our Lord created the earth and plants on day 3 and the sun and stars on day 4.

I sit at your feet wise one, I am converted, your god is so far sighted that he creates Photosynthesising cells before the stars where the light comes from, its just the way round I would do it. Tell us more maybe about how he made the day and night before he made the sun and the earth. Great one tell us why god does things arse about tit.

[The Grand Nudger]

Great one tell us why god does things arse about tit.

Because he can, I thought that much would be obvious. It's a show of force.

[Reforged]

All praise the great one! Our messiah hath returned in the form of the great internet troll!
Let us commence in drunken naked festivities and cock-slap the non-believers until converted or badly bruised!

[The Grand Nudger]

:whips it out:

[jonb]

cock-slap the non-believers until converted or badly bruised!

Now we were all having a nice time there, but there is always someone who has to come along and take it too far, I have no wish to play with or damage other men's pork sticks.

[YahwehIsTheWay]

Our Word says that our Lord created the earth and plants on day 3 and the sun and stars on day 4.

I sit at your feet wise one, I am converted, your god is so far sighted that he creates Photosynthesising cells before the stars where the light comes from, its just the way round I would do it. Tell us more maybe about how he made the day and night before he made the sun and the earth. Great one tell us why god does things arse about tit.

The typical apologetic explanation is that the "light" that was created on day 1 was the light of the Lord, a sort of magical ersatz light that would fit the bill until such time as He got around to manufacturing the sun.

And yes, he created plants before creating the very energy source that would power said plants. I can only assume the light of our Lord works the same way as the light from the sun.

Finally, on day 4, our loving Lord creates the "sun". Everyone turn in your Bibles to the very first chapter:

Genesis 1:16-17 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

So the sun is set into the sky dome of the earth. And since the sky is a dome, that means space travel isn't possible for the risk of smacking into that thing. But I digress.

So the sun "rules the day". Now, I know some of you heathen trash are thinking, "wait, the sun doesn't 'rule' the day but rather defines the whole concept." Nonsense! The Bible clearly tells us that the Lord create day and night on day 1, duh. So clearly we would still continue to have day and night even if the sun were missing from the great blue overhead dome.

Now why the Lord wouldn't start with the sun first instead of lighting up the sky with his erzats photons for four days before getting around to it but it's not our place to question our Lord any more than we should ask why he would create billions of souls only to have most of them tossed into the incinerator after their short life on this rock.

Praise the Sweet Name of Jesus!

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All praise the great one! Our messiah hath returned in the form of the great internet troll!
Let us commence in drunken naked festivities and cock-slap the non-believers until converted or badly bruised!

Not so much a troll as a Poe boy

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As for the sex and the orgies, let us remember friends:

1. All sex is sinful
2. We are all sinners
3. Jesus will forgive any sin if we ask (except for doubt in the Holy Spirit)

So the message is to Christians that the only thing the Lord gives a crap about on Judgment Day is whether or not we believed the correct set of supernatural, unproven beliefs.

So go nuts! ...so to speak. ...not in my face, please!

Sin to your hearts content, ask Jesus to forgive you and then sin some more. As long as we believe in the redemption of blood sacrifice and the invisible flying spirit that knocked up Joseph's wife, we're all good.

[Reforged]

cock-slap the non-believers until converted or badly bruised!

Now we were all having a nice time there, but there is always someone who has to come along and take it too far, I have no wish to play with or damage other men's pork sticks.

Lies.