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the creationist museum :)
#31
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You don't know nothin bout bourbon until you get here. GJack languishes on the shelves round these parts. We have such a huge selection (at pennies on the dollar I might add) that whatever you thought you liked about the stuff, and whoever you thought made the best stuff, is likely to change as soon as you get a taste of the "real stuff"..hehehehehe.
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#32
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Rhythm Wrote:Oh IDK, I mean, its awesome if you're into that sort of thing..but it -is- just a big hole in the ground. Natural Bridge trumps it easily, or Land Between the Lakes. Personally, I'd rather fire off a long rifle on somebodies back 40 than go to Mammoth Cave - unless...of course, I'm super drunk and the female is ridiculously sexy..then the cave is a total no-brainer.-

Oh, it's not a just a big hole; it is a big beautiful hole. Well worth it in my opinion.

Rhythm Wrote:(do you live in KY as well Faith?...fuck me there's alot of us on this site...)

No, I live in Michigan(another state with issues), but I have made the trek to Mammoth Cave half a dozen times.
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#33
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(August 9, 2012 at 2:28 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Oh, it's not a just a big hole; it is a big beautiful hole. Well worth it in my opinion.

Don't even get me started on big beautiful holes......Plenty of those round here.....and you don't have to descend into the earth to find them....
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#34
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Rhythm Wrote:Don't even get me started on big beautiful holes......Plenty of those round here.....and you don't have to descend into the earth to find them....

Yes, but this is one the whole family can share without the inability to ever look your relatives in the eye again.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#35
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i like big beautiful holes - i keep a 2x4 in my truck, to tie to my ass so i don't fall in, too.

well, i heard that in mexico city too - you have never had tequila until you've had it here. they were right. no hangovers, all levels of sting, 100% agave. i imagine whiskey/bourbon is a toss up between tn an ky. i'll test your words rhythm, when i get down there.

hmm .. what can i offer you folx from my home town (pittsburgh)? anyone need some good glass windows, some steel or iron city beer (excuse me a sec .... *wretch*).
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#36
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(August 9, 2012 at 2:53 pm)jackman Wrote: i like big beautiful holes - i keep a 2x4 in my truck, to tie to my ass so i don't fall in, too.

well, i heard that in mexico city too - you have never had tequila until you've had it here. they were right. no hangovers, all levels of sting, 100% agave. i imagine whiskey/bourbon is a toss up between tn an ky. i'll test your words rhythm, when i get down there.

hmm .. what can i offer you folx from my home town (pittsburgh)? anyone need some good glass windows, some steel or iron city beer (excuse me a sec .... *wretch*).

This is the proper stuff:

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#37
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You can tell a good scotch by how much it's sucked the base of the bottle in.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#38
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Glen has some good stuff, but you'd be surprised at what we have to offer locally for 10usd that comes in a mason jar... Whiskey is one thing, and there places with claims to fame on that...bourbon is another...

(I'm sippin on a batch right now that could strip the paint off a wall..but you'd never know that by the taste of it)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#39
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Tobie;

Glen Fiddich was dad's favourite tipple when he got old and didn't have to pay for it.

ME? Never liked scotch,preferred cognac. Now of course,it's academic, I drink coffee.Violin
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(August 9, 2012 at 12:28 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: Yeah I saw the price. $30 per adult.
$30 to see a pile of shit? I could go see a pile of shit for free. Also the additional brain damage, I could watch a pile of shit that won't cause me brain damage.
$30 to go to a crappy-ass museum where there's no guarantee that there won't be a security guard following you?
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