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Things Most People Cannot Do
#11
RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
@jon

That video reminds me of that immortal classic from Kevin Bloody Wilson; "I've Got A Tongue That's 10 Inches Long,And I've Learned To Breathe Through Me Ears"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sk2JRNsLZg
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#12
RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
(August 14, 2012 at 6:57 pm)Napoléon Wrote: I know most people can't put mascara on without leaving their mouth wide open for a giant cock to enter.

I know, I've tried it.



I don't think this snide attack was called for, Why pick on a person who seems quite genuine 'FemmeReasonAndLogic' just because she did not post up a video of herself liking her elbow there is no reason to disbelieve her, if you have evidence she was lying put it up. Until then I for one will take her word for it.
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#13
RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
Ummmm what the fuck? Are you serious hahahaha?

I was not making a snide attack :/
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#14
RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
uh ... has anyone noticed this about femme:

Quote:Date of Birth: Hidden (14 years old)

maybe we should leave questionable subject matter alone? lol
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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#15
RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
If this is about my piss poor joke then seriously what the fucking fuck.
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#16
RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
hahahaha. not u man, just sayin in general, she's been posting a few suggestive things, so i wanted to do my part to help everyone not hop on the opening ... (ugh, that was horrible wording too). smfh.
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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#17
RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
I'm a public school student.
Your vocal (visual?) options are now tripled.

(August 14, 2012 at 8:35 pm)jackman Wrote: hahahaha. not u man, just sayin in general, she's been posting a few suggestive things, so i wanted to do my part to help everyone not hop on the opening ... (ugh, that was horrible wording too). smfh.

I meant joining the circus, but I should have seen that view coming.
Coming. Darnit. Thank god (didn't mean that, figure of speech) for spelling.
You can't ignore the people who disagree and pretend it makes you right.
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#18
RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
good lord! :rofl
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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#19
RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
(August 14, 2012 at 8:29 pm)jackman Wrote: uh ... has anyone noticed this about femme:

Quote:Date of Birth: Hidden (14 years old)

maybe we should leave questionable subject matter alone? lol

No.

This is an adult forum. IF a member is too young for ANY of the material here,the member is too young to be here,period.

PS We have moderators who will edit any material which breaches forum rules.
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#20
RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
(August 14, 2012 at 9:39 pm)padraic Wrote: No.

This is an adult forum. IF a member is too young for ANY of the material here,the member is too young to be here,period.

PS We have moderators who will edit any material which breaches forum rules.

true. i meant comments towards her directly and not toward the forum in general. it also was a joke that must not have played well enough. but yeah, you're still right, this is an adult forum.
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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