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Things Most People Cannot Do
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#41
RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
August 18, 2012 at 7:42 pm
I never worry about young people not being able to handle jokes. It's old jesus freaks and their fucking preachers who have no sense of humor. Any way, can't believe no one posted this.




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#42
RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
August 30, 2012 at 1:39 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuMuGYCW63w
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#43
RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
August 30, 2012 at 1:57 pm
(August 14, 2012 at 5:06 pm)FemmeRealism Wrote: Does licking my elbow or putting my feet behind my head count?

How the FUCK do you lick your elbow??? I gotta see this!

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#44
RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
August 30, 2012 at 2:05 pm
(August 30, 2012 at 1:57 pm)Cinjin Wrote:
(August 14, 2012 at 5:06 pm)FemmeRealism Wrote: Does licking my elbow or putting my feet behind my head count?

How the FUCK do you lick your elbow??? I gotta see this!

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RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
August 30, 2012 at 2:40 pm
(August 30, 2012 at 1:57 pm)Cinjin Wrote:
(August 14, 2012 at 5:06 pm)FemmeRealism Wrote: Does licking my elbow or putting my feet behind my head count?

How the FUCK do you lick your elbow??? I gotta see this!

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I pull my arm out of the socket and rotate it. I need help to get it back in, though. (and I accidentally deleted my webcam on my laptop, so no video.)
You can't ignore the people who disagree and pretend it makes you right.
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RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
August 30, 2012 at 3:52 pm
Pics or didn't happen.
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RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
August 30, 2012 at 6:02 pm
(August 30, 2012 at 3:52 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Pics or didn't happen.

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It's not the best because I didn't pull my arm all the way out (as I have nobody here right now that will help me pop it back in.)
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#48
RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
August 30, 2012 at 6:03 pm
That's not your elbow. That's just your shoulder!
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#49
RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
August 30, 2012 at 6:11 pm
No, it is my elbow. My chin covers my shoulder so that you can't see it.
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RE: Things Most People Cannot Do
August 30, 2012 at 6:12 pm
That's quite the sinister looking tongue you've got there, it's like a dagger popping out from between your teeth....
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