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Quote:2. What are the main benefits of using 18 Again gel?
Ans: 18 Again is very effective for tightening of the Vagina. Along with tightening, it provides vaginal rejuvenation, improves strength and grip of vagina, helps prevent infections, encourages natural lubrication, masks foul odour, reduces involuntary urine escape, improves blood circulation, enhances delays effects of ageing and keeps the vagina healthy.
Wow, is there anything this gel doesn't do?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
August 21, 2012 at 11:24 am (This post was last modified: August 21, 2012 at 11:24 am by Reforged.)
Why do they always sing and dance in everything?
At first it was amusing but now its just sad. Its like thats the only thing about their culture they want to put on display.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
August 21, 2012 at 12:04 pm (This post was last modified: August 21, 2012 at 12:12 pm by Whateverist.)
You know, here in the US we are bombarded 24/7 with commercials about increasing the size of that certain part of a man's anatomy, making it harder or getting it ready when the moment is right. At least here the commercials are from the point of view of the woman, reinforcing the guy's insecurity that he needs what they're selling to keep up.
It would really be funny to see what kind of commercial this Indian company could come up with from the guys point of view. The lyrics could go something like "I've got the wood, oh yeah baby. Did I say wood, I meant fucking tree .. oh baby. We're talking original growth timber. I am so desirable, such a stud. Come get a piece of me .. if you haven't over tightened your vagina, oh baby."
(August 21, 2012 at 11:24 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: Why do they always sing and dance in everything?
At first it was amusing but now its just sad. Its like thats the only thing about their culture they want to put on display.
It's probably just what they believe sells. Reminds me of our musicals .. but at least we have other genres.
Uh, is "masking" it all you'd really want to do? Shouldn't they see a doctor about foul odours I don't need to watch this anyway. My vagina is plenty tight according to my penis.
(August 21, 2012 at 8:59 am)frankiej Wrote: Hahahaha, that is fucking hilarious!
A thought:wouldn't "Hemocane' do the same job,and cheaper?
My airline attendant sis taught me a trick with that stuff:it tightens wrinkles on your face. I tried it,works fine,but makes your face look really odd.. However, if used internally,appearance would probably not be a factor.
It's that old joke about the walrus and the Tupperware box, isn't it; they both enjoy a nice tight seal.
(The rest of this will be hiddden because it does tend to veer away from the topic in hand (fnarr fnarr) and some people may not care to know about it.)
Personally I would have no use for this stuff anymore, in fact we had no problems whatever on that score back when my relationship with my Forever Princess Sam was, well, a relationship. We did have a bit of a 'group fling' with an old friend whose ex-partner had complained about lack of taughtness in that area after having several kids. After testdriving both ladyparts, hers as well as my Sam's, I could reassure her with no word of a lie that he must have a needle dick if he thought that she wasn't tight... (in all honesty I couldn't tell any appreciable difference between the two, I knew which was Sam straight away but clearly having kids had had no appreciable effect in our friend's garden centre.)
On a more serious tangent: one of the "uncommon" side effects of the meds I've been prescribed is the condition known as priapism, which sounds so much funnier than it is in actuality. It's every bloke's - and probably woman's - dream to have a longlasting erection like a steel bar, but if you then try imagining trying to force that steel bar through a brick wall, with no let up in pressure, you might start to appreciate the problem. There's an old phrase which I think was a Les Dawson joke abouut "you wouldn't know where to lay it for comfort" and that is spot on. It's actually a hospital job, apparently, but I ain't bothered yet. Fuck it, who cares at the end of the day? Present company excepted, perhaps.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Quote:The Pear of Anguish was used during the Middle Ages as a way to torture women who conducted a miscarriage, liars, blasphemers and homosexuals.
A pear-shaped instrument was inserted into one of the victim's orifices: the vagina for women, the anus for homosexuals and the mouth for liars and blasphemers.
I don't need to watch this anyway. My vagina is plenty tight according to my penis.
