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Sometimes, I think I must just live right....

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Sometimes, I think I must just live right....
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Sometimes, I think I must just live right....
August 24, 2012 at 11:57 am
I keep finding such amazing articles!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/23...25132.html

Quote:A prominent Louisiana-based Christian pastor known for his anti-gay stance was convicted of obscenity yesterday after being caught masturbating at a public park near a children's playground last year.

As NOLA.com reports, Rev. Grant Storm was sentenced to three years' probation after the incident in Lafreniere Park. Storm is quoted as calling public masturbation "a thrill" in his confession.
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August 24, 2012 at 12:09 pm
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August 24, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Wtf Tibs.
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August 24, 2012 at 1:54 pm
If you've never watched "To Catch a Predator", go look it up on YouTube...now.
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August 24, 2012 at 2:12 pm
*crying* lol
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August 25, 2012 at 1:06 am
I'm not going to ask what you were Googling to find that article, Min. I'm sure we've all been there.

Still, sometimes knowing the difference between "right" and "wrong" is hard - especially if you're a Catholic:



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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August 25, 2012 at 1:13 am
I get a lot of mileage out of simply typing "Church Scandal" in google news.

There are many. Something about this godshit seems to attract the most miserable of pricks.

I don't think it is a coincidence.
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August 25, 2012 at 1:16 am
A thought just struck me: I wonder how much slimmer the internet would be if there were no church scandals clogging it up?

I did mention I have a weird brain.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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August 25, 2012 at 1:49 am
(August 24, 2012 at 11:57 am)Minimalist Wrote: I keep finding such amazing articles!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/23...25132.html

Quote:A prominent Louisiana-based Christian pastor known for his anti-gay stance was convicted of obscenity yesterday after being caught masturbating at a public park near a children's playground last year.

As NOLA.com reports, Rev. Grant Storm was sentenced to three years' probation after the incident in Lafreniere Park. Storm is quoted as calling public masturbation "a thrill" in his confession.

This article reminds of the lack of difference between the Preacher and a Pornographer.
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RE: Sometimes, I think I must just live right....
August 25, 2012 at 6:55 am
(August 25, 2012 at 1:16 am)Stimbo Wrote: A thought just struck me: I wonder how much slimmer the internet would be if there were no church scandals clogging it up?

I did mention I have a weird brain.


Porn would just expand to fill the available space.



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