At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Recipe for perfect coleslaw
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Raisins in coleslaw? Really..?
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
That's the craziest part you picked up on in that lot? Raisins?
(I do see what you mean, though. Mind, this is Emo Philips we're talking about; the walking, talking version of my crazy brain...)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Just say no to raisins in slaw.
RE: Recipe for perfect coleslaw
August 26, 2012 at 4:51 pm
(This post was last modified: August 26, 2012 at 4:51 pm by Rev. Rye.)
Aww, where's the mouse head? Or is that routine unconnected to this one?
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![]() I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
More than likely. The guy's output over his entire career is what the word "prodigious" was invented for.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(August 26, 2012 at 4:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That's the craziest part you picked up on in that lot? Raisins? Yup!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
RE: Recipe for perfect coleslaw
August 26, 2012 at 7:11 pm
(This post was last modified: August 26, 2012 at 7:30 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
I'm a Waldorf Salad man myself, though I am partial to a nice potato salad (with bacon - yum). ASDA does a nice sweet and juicy beetroot salad as well. (I'm on commission every time I promote their little corner grocer's shops. They just don't know that yet.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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