Convert me!

[jonb]

[Penhorse340]

[Haydn2]

Yeah but this Is revelation we're talking about. Pale horses and 7 seals and such. Not a book I take too literally. Aside from anything else it's still talking about the resurrection of the body. For every unbeliever who's ever lived that would have to be one **** off big lake, even leaving alone that it's very hard to make lakes burn.

I wouldn't take any of it literally at all and i'm glad you see its clearly ridiculous .

[jonb]

[Penhorse340]

[jonb]

So if I convert to the worship of your arse, what benefits can I expect? Will your arse make me feel good about myself?

I have already told you I do not want to convert you, throughout my life I have been plagued with people worshipping my arse. Just because my arse is real it might seem to you that it is a better thing to worship than your god (which is not real), but you don't have to worship anything at all, you could use your mind.

[Penhorse340]

So if I convert to the worship of your arse, what benefits can I expect? Will your arse make me feel good about myself?

I have already told you I do not want to convert you, throughout my life I have been plagued with people worshipping my arse. Just because my arse is real it might seem to you that it is a better thing to worship than your god (which is not real), but you don't have to worship anything at all, you could use your mind.

Nightmare for you. The unwitting focus of an arse cult. The humanity!

So far though, I'm afraid you've not sold your arse to me so I guess I'll stick to worshipping something which gives clear benefits rather than something (however real) which doesn't. So far I've not really seen any clear advantage to not worshipping anything at all either! Do you like jellied eels?

[Haydn2]

Nightmare for you. The unwitting focus of an arse cult. The humanity!

So far though, I'm afraid you've not sold your arse to me so I guess I'll stick to worshipping something which gives clear benefits rather than something (however real) which doesn't. So far I've not really seen any clear advantage to not worshipping anything at all either! Do you like jellied eels?

What are the clear benefits of worshipping something that you know isn't real?

[jonb]

So far though, I'm afraid you've not sold your arse to me

Nor will I ever sell my arse to the likes of you!

Do you like jellied eels?

Why are white women so attracted to black men? We eat cold eels and think distant thoughts.
~ Jack Johnson (boxer)

[MeasH]

Think of the answers to life's greatest questions as the variable N. There's no equation to go around it, it's just N. Atheism says that there is know way of knowing what N equals, so they remain unsolved. Religions give their answer to N, but with no mathematical or scientific proof. Religions offer the help you request because you want them to. Atheism says there really isn't anything supernatural that can help.