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RE: Boardwalk Empire
September 18, 2012 at 5:23 pm
Wow... the tangents that emerge from seemingly innocent threads...
I just have to say waxing is way better, it's more painful, but the results last longer and it's not so itchy when the hair grows back.
My husband did a bodybuilding competition several years ago and I had to shave him, his back, arms, legs, the works... I guess it could have been sexy, but I was giggly the whole time.
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RE: Boardwalk Empire
September 18, 2012 at 5:29 pm
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(September 18, 2012 at 7:27 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: Is it Annik? Is it?
Have you ever seen a scrotum? Not exactly the smoothest of surfaces.
Maybe yours isn't, my shits smooth as eggs, son. I could never shave them down though, that would be denying a certain lucky woman the pleasure of the indescribably soft brush of my mighty bush against her cheek.
Seriously though, what the hell is the deal with peoples aversion to body hair? Whats up, not attracted to apes or something? A hairless groin doesn't exactly get my engine revving...there are a few of them here in this house........
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Boardwalk Empire
September 18, 2012 at 5:36 pm
(September 16, 2012 at 8:27 pm)Annik Wrote: I saw a huge bush of pubes in the first episode and never watched any more.
No, you're confused. There's a character in the show, an Irish bootlegger named Hugh G. "Bush" O'Pubes. That's who you saw.
SPOILER ALERT - Bush O'Pubes gets killed by the Chicago gang about halfway through the first season, so you're safe to watch it again.
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RE: Boardwalk Empire
September 18, 2012 at 5:41 pm
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(September 18, 2012 at 5:29 pm)Rhythm Wrote: (September 18, 2012 at 7:27 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: Is it Annik? Is it?
Have you ever seen a scrotum? Not exactly the smoothest of surfaces.
Maybe yours isn't, my shits smooth as eggs, son. I could never shave them down though, that would be denying a certain lucky woman the pleasure of the indescribably soft brush of my mighty bush against her cheek.
Seriously though, what the hell is the deal with peoples aversion to body hair? Whats up, not attracted to apes or something? A hairless groin doesn't exactly get my engine revving...there are a few of them here in this house........
I'm with you and I'm not. I mean if its just alittle then yeah, leave it. If we're talking oriental porn standards then for fuck sake wax. Please wax. Thats like the groin version of Gandalf. Its not normal and its definitely not something to be proud of regardless of what sex you are.
Also, if your sack is as smooth as eggs there is something very, very wrong and you should see a doctor. Seriously. Theres nothing normal about having a groin like buzzlight years helmet and I would be worried.
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RE: Boardwalk Empire
September 18, 2012 at 5:43 pm
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Imma braid my shit then weave beads and chicken bones in to draw down the juju..and what..........anybody know where I put that lime, gotta have something to help it hold its shape.
(we talking late 60's oriental pron btw..epic bush? Handlebar bush ftw!)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Boardwalk Empire
September 18, 2012 at 5:46 pm
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(September 18, 2012 at 5:36 pm)Tino Wrote: (September 16, 2012 at 8:27 pm)Annik Wrote: I saw a huge bush of pubes in the first episode and never watched any more.
No, you're confused. There's a character in the show, an Irish bootlegger named Hugh G. "Bush" O'Pubes. That's who you saw.
SPOILER ALERT - Bush O'Pubes gets killed by the Chicago gang about halfway through the first season, so you're safe to watch it again.
Too late Tino, too late. This thread is about pubic shaving now.
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(September 18, 2012 at 5:43 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Imma braid my shit then weave beads and chicken bones in to draw down the juju..and what..........anybody know where I put that lime, gotta have something to help it hold its shape.
(we talking late 60's oriental pron btw..epic bush? Handlebar bush ftw!)
Oh no its worse than that. You're thinking like a pubic afro. Imagine a long biker beard. Now imagine it on a vagina.
You're now picturing what I was victim to at the age of 15 while browsing the internet. It was all good until all was revealed and it just... it was horrible. I'll never be the same.
Chinas porn industry needs to sort its shit out.
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Pubic Shaving
September 19, 2012 at 6:24 am
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(September 18, 2012 at 5:46 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Too late Tino, too late. This thread is about pubic shaving now.
Oh no, my friend, you are quite mistaken. This thread has ALWAYS been about pubic shaving. I just set it up to look like a Boardwalk Empire thread to show how easily I can manipulate you all into discussing whatever I want. Yes, whatever I WANT! So shave that!
Stay bristly my friend.
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RE: Boardwalk Empire
September 19, 2012 at 1:30 pm
(This post was last modified: September 19, 2012 at 1:36 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let me do my part to make this "more serious" without diverging from our amusing asides. Hair fetishism is a fairly common thread the world over, it's been seen as a sign of maturity, beauty, femininity, and eroticism for a long time. (the wiki articles on this btw, contains quality bush pron -as well- as citations from peer reviewed journals...see....bush is serious business).
(cant post a link to "pubic hair fetishism"..........pron)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_fetishism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proteans_(body_language)
All of this, of course, circles back round to Boardwalk Empire somehow, perhaps by dropping a veiled (and perhaps unintentional) reference to a very particular human response to a very particular stimulus and how that response has changed over time. Bend it till it breaks...hehehehe
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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Boardwalk Empire
September 23, 2012 at 10:27 am
Episode 2 of Season 3 airs tonight - can't wait!
Look for a new character, Forrest "Fist" O'Pubes, son of slain bootlegger Bush O'Pubes, in tonight's episode.
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RE: Boardwalk Empire
September 23, 2012 at 11:04 am
(September 23, 2012 at 10:27 am)Tino Wrote: Episode 2 of Season 3 airs tonight - can't wait!
Look for a new character, Forrest "Fist" O'Pubes, son of slain bootlegger Bush O'Pubes, in tonight's episode.
That may well be the single gayest name I have ever heard in my life.
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