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Newman's Own
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Newman's Own
September 21, 2012 at 7:00 pm
Nice salad dressings, shitty frozen pizzas. Who's with me?
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RE: Newman's Own
September 21, 2012 at 7:28 pm
Never tried them, sounds like I'd be horrified.
I'm a pizza connoisseur. If there is one food on this earth that should be a crime to screw up its pizza.
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RE: Newman's Own
September 21, 2012 at 7:29 pm
Tino has been given a warning for spam. Big Grin

Just kidding, but Newman is a dick. Always wearing those hats with the same goofy smile.
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RE: Newman's Own
September 21, 2012 at 7:34 pm (This post was last modified: September 21, 2012 at 7:37 pm by Tino.)
(September 21, 2012 at 7:29 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Tino has been given a warning for spam. Big Grin

Newman's Own makes a Spam?
(September 21, 2012 at 7:28 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Never tried them, sounds like I'd be horrified.
I'm a pizza connoisseur. If there is one food on this earth that should be a crime to screw up its pizza.

Raphiel, where do you get your favorite pizza? Local restaurant?
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RE: Newman's Own
September 21, 2012 at 8:25 pm
(September 21, 2012 at 7:00 pm)Tino Wrote: Nice salad dressings, shitty frozen pizzas. Who's with me?

I like his lemonade as well as the salad dressings.

Shitty frozen pizza... is there any frozen pizza that isn't shit?
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RE: Newman's Own
September 21, 2012 at 8:39 pm
(September 21, 2012 at 8:25 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Shitty frozen pizza... is there any frozen pizza that isn't shit?

Not in my experience...Eeeew
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RE: Newman's Own
September 21, 2012 at 9:01 pm
(September 21, 2012 at 8:25 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Shitty frozen pizza... is there any frozen pizza that isn't shit?

Fresh is usually better, but frozen can work. I'll be the first to admit, some brands are much better than others. From about 19-21, I damn near lived on Tony's pizza. Anyway, pizza is like sex: even when it's bad, it's still kinda good.
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RE: Newman's Own
September 21, 2012 at 9:03 pm
(September 21, 2012 at 9:01 pm)TaraJo Wrote:
(September 21, 2012 at 8:25 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Shitty frozen pizza... is there any frozen pizza that isn't shit?

Fresh is usually better, but frozen can work. I'll be the first to admit, some brands are much better than others. From about 19-21, I damn near lived on Tony's pizza. Anyway, pizza is like sex: even when it's bad, it's still kinda good.

Hmmm... Not sure I've ever had sex that bad. Big Grin
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RE: Newman's Own
September 21, 2012 at 9:20 pm
All frozen pizza is shitty.

The salad dressings are okay - for salad dressings.
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RE: Newman's Own
September 22, 2012 at 12:02 pm
Hello Newman...

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