Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 24, 2024, 6:34 pm
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Humor v
New Discovery by Legitimate Christian Scientists

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
New Discovery by Legitimate Christian Scientists
YahwehIsTheWay Offline
America's Second Best Christian
***
Religious Views: True Christian (TM)
Posts: 639
Threads: 47
Joined: March 7, 2012
Reputation: 34
#1
New Discovery by Legitimate Christian Scientists
September 24, 2012 at 9:45 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2012 at 9:46 pm by YahwehIsTheWay.)
I knew it!

[Image: tumblr_matgz5F06R1rt8sgdo1_500.jpg]
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:  Wink
Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69247
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 259
#2
RE: New Discovery by Legitimate Christian Scientists
September 24, 2012 at 10:01 pm
Nah........


[Image: 209795_f520.jpg]
Find
Reply
Darkstar Away
Wields a Blade of Reason
****
Religious Views: Ethical Anti-theism
Posts: 3117
Threads: 16
Joined: September 17, 2012
Reputation: 35
#3
RE: New Discovery by Legitimate Christian Scientists
September 24, 2012 at 10:06 pm
[Image: one-more-theory-theory-ark-noah-flood-de...=630&h=504]
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
Find
Reply
Anomalocaris Offline
Stem arthropod
*****
Religious Views: None
Posts: 19789
Threads: 57
Joined: September 24, 2010
Reputation: 85
#4
RE: New Discovery by Legitimate Christian Scientists
September 25, 2012 at 12:56 am (This post was last modified: September 25, 2012 at 12:59 am by Anomalocaris.)
(September 24, 2012 at 9:45 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: I knew it!

[Image: tumblr_matgz5F06R1rt8sgdo1_500.jpg]


Dinosaurs lived 200,000 times longer than Christianity because they didn't believe in some faggoty crucified idol that was both god and dinosaur, and who fucked his own mother to lay the egg that would be himself.
(September 24, 2012 at 10:06 pm)Darkstar Wrote: [Image: one-more-theory-theory-ark-noah-flood-de...=630&h=504]


What about plesiosaurs, did Noah have torpedoes too? Big Grin
Find
Reply
Polaris Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: Christian
Posts: 2610
Threads: 22
Joined: May 18, 2012
Reputation: 17
#5
RE: New Discovery by Legitimate Christian Scientists
September 25, 2012 at 1:04 am
Are you sure about that Chuck?
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
Find
Reply
CliveStaples Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: Protestant Christian
Posts: 532
Threads: 5
Joined: January 30, 2012
Reputation: 5
#6
RE: New Discovery by Legitimate Christian Scientists
September 25, 2012 at 2:01 am
Quote:Dinosaurs lived 200,000 times longer than Christianity because they didn't believe in some faggoty crucified idol that was both god and dinosaur, and who fucked his own mother to lay the egg that would be himself.

I thought it was theists that were supposed to hate the gays. Or are you just being "edgy"?
“The truth of our faith becomes a matter of ridicule among the infidels if any Catholic, not gifted with the necessary scientific learning, presents as dogma what scientific scrutiny shows to be false.”
Find
Reply
downbeatplumb Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: What is a God anyway?
Posts: 13901
Threads: 263
Joined: January 11, 2009
Reputation: 82
#7
RE: New Discovery by Legitimate Christian Scientists
September 25, 2012 at 11:50 am
No its satire.

Puddleglum watch and learn.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Humor v
New Discovery by Legitimate Christian Scientists

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis Cyberman 24 3450 August 2, 2016 at 2:31 am
Last Post: Expired
  Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday Skipper 10 5697 November 10, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Last Post: Lethe



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)