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Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
July 12, 2016 at 7:22 pm
Vatican reeling as DNA tests show communion wafers contain 0% Christ
Quote:“It’s always had a funny taste that I couldn’t quite place. But having been a choir boy in the catholic church I grew up being told by priests that putting strange things in my mouth was the done thing.”
“That said, with the amount of cash I’m encouraged to put in the collection plate on a Sunday morning I can’t believe they’re scrimping on the ingredients.”
“You’ll be telling me next that the stuff they dip the wafer in isn’t actually blood.”
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RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
July 12, 2016 at 7:39 pm
well, human tissue does not contain gluten proteins either, so a jebus biscuit that actually transmutes itself into human tissue would be perfectly safe for a celiac sufferer to eat, yet that is not the case.
Curiously, when asked to produce gluten free biscuits, the catholic church declined. Isn't that bizarre ??? Having LESS irrefutable evidence around that their jebus biscuit does NOT in fact transmute into flesh would seem to be a VERY desirable thing for a church.
Why is there so much of this Religion 101 stuff the religiousites don't seem to unnerstann ??
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RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
July 12, 2016 at 7:49 pm
This is the result of obvious flawed test methodology. The wafer (or wine) does not transubstantiate until placed into the mouth, or other appropriate orifice. jesus h christ, get it right. Stop publishing flawed data. You're only confusing the faithful needlessly.
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RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
July 12, 2016 at 7:50 pm
It's all very reminiscent of the infamous
"Wafergate" affair.
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RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
July 12, 2016 at 7:52 pm
(July 12, 2016 at 7:22 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Vatican reeling as DNA tests show communion wafers contain 0% Christ
Quote:“It’s always had a funny taste that I couldn’t quite place. But having been a choir boy in the catholic church I grew up being told by priests that putting strange things in my mouth was the done thing.”
“That said, with the amount of cash I’m encouraged to put in the collection plate on a Sunday morning I can’t believe they’re scrimping on the ingredients.”
“You’ll be telling me next that the stuff they dip the wafer in isn’t actually blood.”
Yeah they have been using the wrong
baker butcher ...
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RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
July 12, 2016 at 7:52 pm
other appropriate orifice ?
am I being obliquely mentioned ?
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RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
July 12, 2016 at 7:53 pm
All mentions of you are oblique, by definition.
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RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
July 12, 2016 at 8:00 pm
(July 12, 2016 at 7:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote: (July 12, 2016 at 7:49 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: This is the result of obvious flawed test methodology. The wafer (or wine) does not transubstantiate until placed into the mouth, or other appropriate orifice. jesus h christ, get it right. Stop publishing flawed data. You're only confusing the faithful needlessly.
Wait, though. I thought they claimed it changed when the Holy Joe waved his magic wand over it?
There was none of that hand waving shit in the Lutheran church. It detracted from the brain washing.
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RE: Shocking DNA discovery - Catholics in crisis
July 12, 2016 at 8:01 pm
maybe the biscuit can tell if it is being ingested by an unSaved piece of human garbage ?
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