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[Reforged]

Oh and do you know if they'll be like classic slow moving zombies or more similar to the infected in 28 days later? Thanks. :-)

The saved will raise from their graves perfect, as for the unsaved, I would say it doesn't matter what they look like since they will be going to a place of darkness. Your welcome.

Right... so 28 days later deal. Alright.
Will a lethal shot anywhere do or will I have to aim for the head? If they bite me do I get infected?

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Yes it does, the first time He came to be a savior, humble and submissive. This time He will come as the glorious King and Judge, there is no chance of salvation upon His second return, the judgement will be on.

Well as long as hes aware of it, I'll try and judge him fairly.

Sir, you have it backwards, I stated that Christ will be the Judge, take comfort He will judge you fairly by His righteous standard.

Well, its good to know hes polite enough to return the favour. I mean its more of a gesture as it has no real sway over me, you have to be in a position of power and authority to properly judge over others but I appreciate it all the same. Its sweet really.
I'll try to be lenient with his sentence but the evidence doesn't look good. I think theres a significant chance hes going to get life without parole which when you consider hes supposedly immortal and the whole long haired pretty boy look... well lets just say I think hes going to have plenty oppurtunity to get to "know" his fellow man.

[Welsh cake]

I really don't care if life carries on for another billion or so years at most.

We'll all be long dead by then.

[Darkstar]

How? What will happen? Will our brains ping with a notification?

We all get a facebook message from JC himself.

Apparently so:

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[Ryantology]

Probably just wants to masturbate to your photos.

[Cinjin]

Does it say that in the bible? Hardly anyone 'knew' the first time.

Yes it does, the first time He came to be a savior, humble and submissive. This time He will come as the glorious King and Judge, there is no chance of salvation upon His second return, the judgement will be on.

No chance of salvation.

Your god is SUCH A FUCKING DICK.
He doesn't show head nor hair of himself for 2000 years. Has a book that he can't keep correctly translated. Has significant competition from other "equally valid" religions and doesn't seem to give a fuck about the accident of birth. Still he tells everyone that when he does finally prove his existence, it'll be too late. What a fucking cocksucker.