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Nipple Distance Controversy Rocks Chinese Beauty Pageant
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RE: Nipple Distance Controversy Rocks Chinese Beauty Pageant
November 5, 2012 at 3:02 am
Nipples may be wellsprings of life, but distance between nipples is of remarkable little consequence to life sciences.
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RE: Nipple Distance Controversy Rocks Chinese Beauty Pageant
November 5, 2012 at 8:41 am
(November 5, 2012 at 3:02 am)Chuck Wrote: Nipples may be wellsprings of life, but distance between nipples is of remarkable little consequence to life sciences.

Besides doesn't that sort of depend on if one is pushing them together or pushing them apart?
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RE: Nipple Distance Controversy Rocks Chinese Beauty Pageant
November 5, 2012 at 11:23 am
I'll gladly measure them both ways.
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RE: Nipple Distance Controversy Rocks Chinese Beauty Pageant
November 5, 2012 at 11:56 am
I have to say, I think they're perfectly right to demand a minimum nipple spacing.

Nipples that are too close together are just so ugly.
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RE: Nipple Distance Controversy Rocks Chinese Beauty Pageant
November 5, 2012 at 1:15 pm (This post was last modified: November 5, 2012 at 1:19 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(November 5, 2012 at 8:41 am)whateverist Wrote:
(November 5, 2012 at 3:02 am)Chuck Wrote: Nipples may be wellsprings of life, but distance between nipples is of remarkable little consequence to life sciences.

Besides doesn't that sort of depend on if one is pushing them together or pushing them apart?


So it's totally unscientific.

Also no provision for how far show they should be when contestants bends over for the best clevage shot.
(November 5, 2012 at 11:56 am)Napoléon Wrote: I have to say, I think they're perfectly right to demand a minimum nipple spacing.

Nipples that are too close together are just so ugly.


Yeah, like you won't make space in your bed for a bimbo with crosseyed nipples.
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RE: Nipple Distance Controversy Rocks Chinese Beauty Pageant
November 5, 2012 at 3:22 pm
(November 5, 2012 at 1:15 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(November 5, 2012 at 11:56 am)Napoléon Wrote: I have to say, I think they're perfectly right to demand a minimum nipple spacing.

Nipples that are too close together are just so ugly.


Yeah, like you won't make space in your bed for a bimbo with crosseyed nipples.

Put a bra over them so it doesn't distract you and then shag on!
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RE: Nipple Distance Controversy Rocks Chinese Beauty Pageant
November 5, 2012 at 3:25 pm
(November 5, 2012 at 11:56 am)Napoléon Wrote: I have to say, I think they're perfectly right to demand a minimum nipple spacing.

Nipples that are too close together are just so ugly.

Shit...they don't even have to be level....just as long as they both aren't on one side.
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RE: Nipple Distance Controversy Rocks Chinese Beauty Pageant
November 5, 2012 at 3:29 pm
(November 5, 2012 at 3:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(November 5, 2012 at 11:56 am)Napoléon Wrote: I have to say, I think they're perfectly right to demand a minimum nipple spacing.

Nipples that are too close together are just so ugly.

Shit...they don't even have to be level....just as long as they both aren't on one side.

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RE: Nipple Distance Controversy Rocks Chinese Beauty Pageant
November 5, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Even I have standards.
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RE: Nipple Distance Controversy Rocks Chinese Beauty Pageant
November 5, 2012 at 4:40 pm
(November 5, 2012 at 4:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Even I have standards.

At your age, are those standards easy to meet?

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