RE: Nipple Distance Controversy Rocks Chinese Beauty Pageant
November 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm
(This post was last modified: November 6, 2012 at 4:27 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(November 5, 2012 at 8:41 am)whateverist Wrote: Besides doesn't that sort of depend on if one is pushing them together or pushing them apart?
A good point....
So maybe we should devise some object to alternatively compress and spread them out against, so that we have a standard to measure the relative distance between the nipples in both states, averaging that out, we could come up with a number to judge adjusted nipple distance with?
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