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Now thats a war on christmas
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 Now thats a war on christmas
December 24, 2012 at 11:40 am
(This post was last modified: December 24, 2012 at 11:40 am by Something completely different.)
Quote:North Korea has warned South Korea of "unexpected consequences" if it lights up a Christmas tree-shaped tower near their tense border. ![[Image: _57256723_013504359-1.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=news.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F57256000%2Fjpg%2F_57256723_013504359-1.jpg) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16129633 
Killjoys.
I wonder what the "unexpected consequences" could be. I'm hoping for something really odd like making all their buildings look like giant rabbits. No one would expect that.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
 (December 24, 2012 at 12:19 pm)Tobie Wrote: I wonder what the "unexpected consequences" could be. I'm hoping for something really odd like making all their buildings look like giant rabbits. No one would expect that. We would now. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
Maybe the recently discovered unichorns will invade the south.
Or Kim 1 and Kim 2 will raise from the dead and their zombie existance will march towards the border.  (December 24, 2012 at 12:35 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: Maybe the recently discovered unichorns will invade the south. Both of those are fantastic movie ideas. Cunt
RE: Now thats a war on christmas
December 24, 2012 at 1:25 pm
(This post was last modified: December 24, 2012 at 1:25 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Absolutely, also, puppets. Team America 2 anyone?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (December 24, 2012 at 1:25 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Absolutely, also, puppets. Team America 2 anyone? Please, no. The sex scene scarred me. Haha ![[Image: SigBarSping_zpscd7e35e1.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i169.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fu224%2FUchiha_Kina%2FTags%2FSigBarSping_zpscd7e35e1.png) (December 24, 2012 at 4:35 pm)Annik Wrote:(December 24, 2012 at 1:25 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Absolutely, also, puppets. Team America 2 anyone? It was beautiful... although, when I watched the DVD, they seemed to have shortened it from what showed at the cinema. Cunt
Thing is, if you threaten someone with consequences, clearly underlineing that these will be "unexpected" - then these wont be unexpected - but expected.
So why bother adding the word "unexpected"????? Why bother telling them that there will be consequences when you want them to be "unexpected"????? ftw! drunk babble!! |
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